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  1. what's the word for when your father is frozen in carbonite but emotionally for your whole childhood

  2. ~you are what you love, not who loves you~ i'm darth vader

  3. ugh parsecs are units of distance DAD

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  5. dad said i remind him of jabba's palace because i have a little rancor in me it felt like he'd planned it mom didn't think it was that funny

  6. my dad thinks he's so good at fixing things but he isn't really Darth Vader could fix anything

  7. hux and I are building a new Death Star in place of the one that broke hux says if we don't it lets them win it will be the same but bigger

  8. i told hux what my dad said about Death Stars and he is coming over for moral support

  9. my dad just knocked over my model Death Star and broke it but he did not apologize he said people should stop making Death Stars I'm shaking

  10. my mom has done a lot of crazy things with her hair but i strive for more of a classic look myself

  11. *constructs a new lightsaber to cut the crusts off his sandwiches*

  12. uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him i hate this family so much

  13. dear diary today hux and I took a quiz to find our hogwarts houses he got slytherin I got hufflepuff the first time but it was a mistake

  14. current status: in a sarlacc pit but emotionally

  15. when Darth Vader changed his name i bet they were jerks about it too people are small like that

  16. i don't know why my family celebrates wookiee life day it's bullshit it's not even our heritage

  17. dad can you please buy red milk next time instead of blue

  18. Rey i see your ship is stuck in a swamp luckily for you i am quite powerful in the force *strains* *ship sinks deeper and disappears*

  19. dear diary hux and i have made livejournal accounts his name on it is starkiller and mine is xXxVaderxXx

  20. i wish more words rhymed with darth vader I guess not every poem needs to rhyme

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