just made eye contact with Gwyneth Paltrow at LAX and was immediately overcome with rush of inspiration to blog about green tea enemas
Kyle
@KyleTheNatural
UTA Grad. Rangers season ticket holder. Digital Advertiser. Proud thinker. Animal advocate. Master Debater.
TXJoined August 2011
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Simpli.fi client services goes the extra mile for a stuck motorist outside our office.
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1. see which OF position Choice will play. 2. Get tickets in that area. 3. Get everyone in that area to chant UTA fight song.
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any foodies out there know how long I let this sit after it's done and also how does one hang themselves with a belt?
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My mother didn't insist on seeing LAST VEGAS today. #WhyImThankful
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HISTORY! Cowboys QB Tony Romo now has 18 career Pass TD on Thanksgiving - most all-time. (via )
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thankful 4 my TWO snowmobiles. praying 4 everyone with one or less snowmobile
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There is a grown man on the field right now wearing a Tony Romo jersey and jumping up and down as Selena Gomez lip syncs.
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Checking out my new home with the Family
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I don't know if I want to live in a World where Dan Haren makes $10MM for 1 year, and David Murphy makes $6MM a year. #MLB
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Eating a giant what? RT "With blood on his face, Cowboys DT Jason Hatcher said: "I just finished eating a Giant"
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Oh neat. Pitbull, Taylor Swift and One Direction. Music is terrible.
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Cowboys have never lost w/Prince as a Ranger.
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BIG WIN! Always have to fight for 48 minutes. Great job!
Muy buen partido. Hay siempre que luchar hasta el final. Buen trabajo!
#mavs
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Per @TorosSincelejo Jorge Alfaro has received permission from the Rangers and will join the team on Friday for a 10 game run.
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Being a sentimental GM doesn't win you a WS. RT "rangers are a hometown team, they act like a family...JD is breaking that up.
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When asked if he was gay in an interview, Kurt Cobain replied "I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes."
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I really thought Walt was going to shoot Jesse in the stomach while they were embraced. It would have been a shock. #missedopportunity
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I'm a big Ichiro fan, but if we're really counting his hits in Japan, shouldn't AA and AAA hits count for #MLB players? #fairquestion
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Fair Catch: Use #unstructureddata to reach the #FantasyFootball player this season. shows you how here: ow.ly/o8DbG
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"Whaaaaah Whaaaaah Ejection Whaaa Whaaa" - Kruk #espn
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Only three things are certain in life: Death, taxes and girls with big boobs having private Instagram accounts.
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Kyle Seager is the new Vlad Guerrero, apparently.
DFA Wash, Call Up Manuel #Rangers
"I forgots how to baseball" - Mitchell Austin Moreland
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TAG has just been banned for LIFE from Luby's, Furrs, Golden Corral, and Florida (the state of). #Rangers
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Nelson Cruz should just shave his goatee, grow a mustache, and change his name to Mike Honcho so we can win this damn thing. #Rangers
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