Kyle Rancourt

@KyleRancourt

3x South Skagit Little League All-Star, 2nd Team All Parents to My Daughter, Honorable Mention Napper

bothell, wa
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Joined March 2010
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  1. 7 hours ago

    Finished in just over 24 hours. LOVED this book. I'm probably going to read it again after I hit 100. Recommend.

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    2016 Book #5: The Martian
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    27 Jul 2015

    [Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?

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    14 Mar 2015

    I vaccinated your baby while you were at hot yoga

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    9 hours ago

    When you put a banana on the shortcut ramp at Koopa Troopa Beach and no-one sees you do it

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  5. 10 hours ago

    THIS is what all the pearl clutching was over? no fucking way. maybe let's not tell women what's "decent" to wear

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    8:24 PM - 11 Jan 2016 · Details
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    10 hours ago

    Just incredibly Russell-like.

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    DeShaun!
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    10 hours ago

    Sounds like Brendon Dassey has strong feelings about his Vikings

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    Was the Seahawks win "lucky"? SHUT DOWN a Vikings fan who thought so.
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    13 hours ago

    Marvel confirms Black Panther will be directed by Creed’s Ryan Coogler

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    13 hours ago

    Planned parenthood vaccinated my son Talc and now he can fly

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    14 hours ago

    THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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    RT : Want awesome? This is awesome... German announcers call ' TD drive from .
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  11. 18 hours ago

    I'm not going to call someone out for being sad when the Undertaker dies. People are allowed their own reactions.

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  12. 18 hours ago

    The people who mattered in my life growing up were baseball players & pro wrestlers. A few actors, too.

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  13. 18 hours ago

    I liked Bowie but didn't own any albums. He didn't change my life.Doesn't mean I can't be sad.The need to tell others how to feel it's weird

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    20 hours ago

    Adult: these kids don't even know Bowie 😤 Kid: *removes headphones playing Space Oddity* why did your generation destroy the housing market

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  15. 20 hours ago

    Update: ~100 pages in & I'm completely ignoring my daughter bc this book is so good. Had to share. Back to reading

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    22 hours ago

    2013 NFL MVP: eliminated from playoffs by Seahawks 2014 NFL MVP: eliminated from playoffs by Seahawks 2015 MVP:

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  17. 22 hours ago

    how cool of Adam Jones to prove everyone who has ever called him a huge piece of shit correct

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    Jan 11 Burnsville, MN

    Also, fuck cancer.

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    Jan 11

    This used to be up at my library

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    5:00 AM - 11 Jan 2016 · Details
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    Jan 10

    didn’t occur to me that david bowie could die

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