Kyle 

@KylePlantEmoji

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Seattle, WA
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2016.
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Top Tweets for @KylePlantEmoji Collected 2020-02-04 by @TopTweetsBot
  1. 27. lip 2019.

    Birds be like

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  2. 23. ožu 2019.

    Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news

    1.575 replies 70.915 proslijeđenih tweetova 408.253 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  3. 22. svi 2018.

    [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this

    74.165 proslijeđenih tweetova 327.093 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  4. 18. pro 2019.

    White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett

    42.209 proslijeđenih tweetova 293.375 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  5. 8. stu 2019.

    It probably did

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  6. 8. tra 2019.

    Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took him a couple bytes

    475 replies 40.531 proslijeđeni tweet 266.609 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  7. 5. velj 2019.

    Y'all: people are too sensitive these days [200 years ago] Man: he implied my family was not honorable so we're gonna duel at dawn about it

    50.894 proslijeđena tweeta 251.169 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  8. 15. ožu 2019.

    Catholics: why should we make you a Saint? Patrick: I uh... I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome

    213 replies 35.730 proslijeđenih tweetova 263.565 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  9. 13. srp 2018.

    Being a millennial in 2018 means getting a bad Uber ride and still giving the guy 5 stars because you understand that this is likely his livelihood and you don't want to jeopardize that

    466 replies 40.730 proslijeđenih tweetova 249.076 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  10. 6. ruj 2019.

    I am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000x more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator

    Tigers have “false eyes” on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind
    388 replies 32.324 proslijeđena tweeta 208.167 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  11. 24. lip 2019.

    17 year old musician: I don't want to be sexualized Grown Men Online: it is not technically against the law for me to do so, and thus I will

    176 replies 35.637 proslijeđenih tweetova 202.563 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  12. 14. lis 2019.

    Not feeling very fergalicious today :(

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  13. 17. srp 2019.

    Her: remember Jimmy Neutron? Me: yeah, but I haven't seen it in years Her: what was the super hero the nerdy kid loved? Me: ultra lord, and his name was Sheen Her: yes, thank you. When's my birthday? Me: Her: when's my birthday Kyle Me: Me: happy b- Her: it was yesterday

    279 replies 35.064 proslijeđena tweeta 197.104 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  14. 16. ožu 2019.

    [BBQ joint] Her: what's your opinion on Brisket? Me: *wiping sauce on my shirt* I don't actually know a lot about UK politics

    180 replies 29.937 proslijeđenih tweetova 191.541 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  15. 12. stu 2019.

    Crazy how only 0.000002% of the American population decided to work really hard so that they could become billionaires. Can't believe everyone is so lazy

    151 reply 29.985 proslijeđenih tweetova 185.392 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  16. 19. stu 2019.

    Me: so then I had to wait for my friend to get off work to take me to the ER Non-american: why didn't you just call for an ambulance?? Me: Me:

    Ok so in this country.
    256 replies 26.942 proslijeđena tweeta 177.557 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  17. 15. lip 2018.

    [at drive thru] Speaker: welcome to McDonald's! What can I get for you today? Me: *vague sobbing* Speaker: *sigh* the usual, Kyle?

    19.499 proslijeđenih tweetova 150.028 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  18. 14. pro 2019.

    Not to be the bearer of bad news, but this deer thinks the ball is one of its eggs, and is distraught that it hasn't hatched before winter, so it thinks it's going to die :(

    0:12
    This is pretty fantastic. A deer scores a soccer goal and then celebrates.
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  19. 8. lis 2019.

    Me: grandpa's really racist huh Dad: yes but he's from a different time Me: no he is not. He's right here with us, and we're not racist

    20.235 proslijeđenih tweetova 146.136 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  20. 13. ožu 2019.

    Her: *holding handbag* it's not my style per se, but- Me (very smart): I believe it's pronounced purse

    79 replies 17.574 proslijeđena tweeta 142.461 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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