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    Kyle Dodson‏ @KyleDodsonFunny 16 May 2020

    hey seniors, if you're really missing graduation sit in the sun wearing a shower curtain while someone reads from a phonebook for 3 hours

    4:55 PM - 16 May 2020
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      1. Kyle Dodson‏ @KyleDodsonFunny 16 May 2020

        #GraduateTogether

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      1. Pat Francis‏Verified account @Pat_Francis 16 May 2020
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        Exactly!!

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      2. Zach‏ @ZacharySmitty 16 May 2020
        Replying to @KyleDodsonFunny

        The accuracy. Exactly why I didn’t go to college graduation and hated HS graduation ceremony.

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      3. Trash‏ @CAAndrzejewski 17 May 2020
        Replying to @ZacharySmitty @KyleDodsonFunny

        I skipped both my bachelors and master’s degree ceremonies and you forgot the tots who earned nothing “walking “ across the stage to be “homered” with the rest of the grads adding at least an hour

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      1. Backen Myday‏ @BackenMyday 16 May 2020
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        No shite. I was never more happy to hear Zimmerman’s named called

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      2. Gulag Inmate 1622‏ @Barty1985 16 May 2020
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        With a hangover

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      3. James McEldowney‏ @jamesmceldowney 17 May 2020
        Replying to @Barty1985 @KyleDodsonFunny @KateHydeNY

        Hangover is what I remember from College grad.

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      1.  ❤️ 🍷‏ @bunnyml13 16 May 2020
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        Hahaha!!! Ohhhh, I needed this laugh. Seriously

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      1. john x.‏ @pidgeonlegs 16 May 2020
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        *hungover

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      1. L Shell‏ @Shark_as_aTack 16 May 2020
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        Accurate

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