I legit just got contacted by a massive American injury law firm who wants to sponsor me
I'm not gonna take the sponsorship, but that's absolutely fucking hilarious
"Man, Brock really beat us up. And if YOU'VE been beaten up, then I'll let you know just who to call!"
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Kurzov
@Kurzov_
Len'en & Touhou fan.
Carolina sports chirper. (Or at least I try.)
Weather/EAS enthusiast.
Posts translated from English.
機械翻訳された日本語と韓国語投稿.
일본어/한국어 게시물 기계 번역.
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Grandma loves fumos, and fumos love grandma during Fumo Friday!
#fumo #fumoposting #fumofumo #fumo #fumoposting #fumotouhou #touhou #touhoufumo #fumoplush #ふもふも #fumofriday
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In New York City, the sky becomes covered in red mist, blocking out the sun in the middle of summertime, which becomes known as the Scarlet Mist Incident...
ニューヨークに住む吸血鬼のレミリア・スカーレットが街を紅い霧で覆った。 この事件は後に『紅霧異変』と呼ばれるようになる…。
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when I became in NASCAR Truck race in 2014, most drivers have experience in ARCA East( former K&N Pro East) to get a proof to NASCAR races. where is that process gone?
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Jamie Benn just spoke to the media. Said he wished he wouldn’t have fallen on Stone and used his stick “as a landing point.”
That’s not how that play looked to me…
Also said he has not spoken with Stone.
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Oh man I’m about to get dragged.. Totally unpopular opinion incoming.
Is this a trophy or a piece of art? Does it say winner anywhere on it? Date?
I love cool unique trophies but feel like they should look like trophies.
Now for my kill shot. Martinsville clock isn’t that… Show more
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“Those of tweets are so done. Nobody respects them any more. They get too many likes and retweets.”
— Yogi Berra, New York Yankees, 1952
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CONTESTANT: (Stares pensively) Could I have a "F--kin'"?
PAT SAJAK: There IS a "F--kin'"...would you like to solve
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こんにちは ！ ここアメリカでは、バンド「エヴァネッセンス」による「Bring Me To Life」という有名なロックソングがあります。 ラジオで流れると名前から【蓮園無幻里】を思い出します。（以前に類似点を指摘された方がいらっしゃいましたら申し訳ありません。）ふふふ
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any requests for len'en characters i should draw.... just one at a time please
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Somewhere the Symington family must be popping champaigne right now. The debt has finally been paid.
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