He is a joke.
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He came to a fork in the road and took it...
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crossroad noun cross·road | \ ˈkrȯs-ˌrōd also -ˈrōd \ 1: a road that crosses a main road or runs cross-country between main roads That's a fork in the road. But hey, whatever.
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He’s a born-follower of people you should never follow.
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John who?????
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Ugh. They are so forked.
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In case you didn’t hear, His father was a mailman. The problems with the post office is purely a coincidence.
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that's mush mouths little slice of hell right there, he'll be replaying that scene in his head forever and ever.
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My Wikipedia page is NOT accurate at all.