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writer, librarian, lesbian willie nelson. dad. floridian. gay NYT bestseller mostly dead things. WITH TEETH, a novel & stories (@riverheadbooks). any pronouns!

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    Kristen Arnett‏Verified account @Kristen_Arnett 11 Sep 2018

    technically the human body is a ravioli

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      1. Kristen Arnett‏Verified account @Kristen_Arnett 11 Sep 2018

        this is my wildest ravioli take, i stand by it, i will not be taking questions at this time

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      1. Joaquin Fernandez‏ @joaquinwrites 11 Sep 2018
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        Listen, you’re right about a lot of things, but ESPECIALLY this. I am literally stuffed with meats and organs!!

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      2. allycia‏ @Allycia 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @Kristen_Arnett @chelseydeezle

        I'm more of a pierogie because I'm full of cheese and potatoes most of the time.

        1 reply 1 retweet 87 likes
      3. Mel Dean‏ @MelissaJean03 12 Sep 2018
        Replying to @Allycia @Kristen_Arnett @chelseydeezle

        I relate to this more than I expected lol I literally ate slices of sharp cheddar and a baked potato for dinner last night 🤣😍🧀🥔

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      1. Nikki‏ @nikki_donadio 12 Sep 2018
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        This confirms everything I know about human anatomy

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      1. Christine‏ @christine_says_ 12 Sep 2018
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        I mean, I can't disagree with this statement. I also can no longer eat ravioli.

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      1. elizabeth cross‏ @lizc2sea 12 Sep 2018
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        I’ve always gone with the old Star Trek “ugly bags of mostly water,” but you’ve got me thinking

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      2. Emily Zoda  🥐‏Verified account @emilyzoda 12 Sep 2018
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        @YesITalkTooFast @watchitcrash93 @_NeverGrow

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      3. Michaelsoft Binbows  🌸 🌻‏ @watchitcrash93 12 Sep 2018
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        Stop this

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