This started off as a joke and then everyone I told was like "you should really make that" and now it exists. I'm sorry.
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Known issues I'll be fixing tonight: -Finland's GDP is extremely off -Subject-verb disagreement when Bezos' family break in -Some passages are too large for iOS/scroll bar isn't working
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Version 1.2 incoming later today (Wednesday). Fixes and additions: -Workaround for a bug which left the player with negative money -Coffee shop now has a bathroom -Three new secret endings (!!!!) -Link out to philomela version
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Version 1.2 is now live. See if you can unlock the secret endings! Hint: you need to run out of money early for them to trigger.https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos …
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This is fantastic, got (all?) 3 endings!
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Sweet, I wondered if anyone would care enough to try to get the different endings (there are indeed three, though one has a lot of minor variations).
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Version 1.1 is now live. Fixes: -Erroneous Finland GDP mention replaced with a hopefully more factual Eurovision statistic -Various grammar tweaks -You can now flush the toilet -Fix for the iOS no-scroll issue (hopefully)
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Sorry, iOS scroll seems to still be busted. I'll keep working on this. If you're acquainted with running Twine games on itch I would welcome any advice! And thanks everyone for your patience.
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yo this fucking slaps and i got true ending at the end but is it supposed to lock like this without an ending? i also have debt which is rly funny but idk if you meant for itpic.twitter.com/f3YKNqaagX
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Whoa, that’s a weird bug! You shouldn’t be able to hit negative numbers. I don’t suppose you can recall what options you picked leading up to this?
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