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@Kratoze

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  1. Retweeted
    7 Jul 2017

    amazing how the accumulation of experience and knowledge can transform your reality but so can too much earwax

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  2. 28 Aug 2020

    marge from the simpsons

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  3. 11 Aug 2020

    (also they're reacting in an almost sensible and very understandable way to the world they live in and deserve no judgement; just in case you thought I was being disparaging)

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  4. 11 Aug 2020

    the good thing about heroin addicts is that, sometimes, they're happier than you'll ever be

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  5. 8 Aug 2020

    weird being the penultimate generation of humans on earth, right?

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  6. 14 Jul 2020

    i'm trying to find an Image online. can someone help me find an Image online.

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    21 Apr 2016

    the same thing over and over again but every time it's different.

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  8. 6 Jul 2019

    the neighbours were all lickin each other's knees so i go over like "here giz a licka tha'"

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  9. 20 Apr 2019

    you can't scrobble time with your friends and family

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  10. 18 Mar 2019

    my favourite part of the song was when it was all like "philip's macbook pro disconnected"

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  11. Retweeted
    3 Jan 2015

    if everyone was always honest about what it feels like to be a human, everything would change

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  12. 28 Feb 2019

    having a cocktaaaaiil

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  13. 16 Feb 2019

    i'm tough

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  14. 10 Jan 2019

    *moshes camply*

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  15. 8 Dec 2018

    so glad it's 2032 and the only way i can communicate with my friends is by sending them pictionary requests on whatsapp

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  16. 16 Nov 2018

    me after stepping on a slug: aw sorry about that, buddy slug: i'm not your "buddy" you fucking murderer

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  17. 20 Oct 2018

    what star sign is it when someone only lets a song play if it's added to the queue

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  18. 22 Sep 2018

    can't wait for the new episode, the new season, the new show, the new channel, the new medium

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  19. 18 Sep 2018

    *me after having one last blowout* i should have one last blowout

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  20. 3 Sep 2018

    i'd be a good Mission Hill character

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