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@KrangTNelson

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Feb 2018

    lol so virgin flights now have a “seat to seat” chat function that lets you dm anyone on the plane

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  2. 2 hours ago
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  3. 10 hours ago

    just finished a 6+ hour flight where the guy next to me watched the *same episode* of how I met your mother on loop the whole time. why do we even have air marshals

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  4. Apr 26

    Robert e. Lee died trying to suck his own dick on the toilet

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  5. Apr 26

    oh yeah is iceberg lettuce “mostly water”? yeah well guess what humans need water to live you dumb asshole, leave my wedge salad alone

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  6. Apr 26
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  7. Apr 26

    only phone users will get this

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  8. Apr 26

    why does this weirdo stand like this

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  9. Apr 26

    hard to argue with this logic

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  10. Apr 25

    [werner herzog voice] baby shark doo doo do doo

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  11. Apr 25

    oh no the green new deal’s got a gun. fuck

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  12. Apr 25
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  13. Apr 25

    proud to unveil my new tax plan: no taxes for posters

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  14. Apr 24

    gonna forget french now. they shouldn't be allowed to call sour patch kids this

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  15. Apr 24
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  16. Apr 25

    you know that one picture of dogs playing poker that you see all the time? gonna have to call bullshit on that one

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  17. Apr 25
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  18. Apr 24
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  19. Apr 24

    it’s fucked up that the guy who flies the blimp gets to call himself a captain. you use a fan to make a balloon move slightly, calm down buddy

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  20. Apr 24

    how did this happen

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  21. Apr 24

    love it when a plan comes together

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