I'm only afraid of being single because it means I'll die in an apartment fire having forgotten there was an omelet on the stove
Replying to @takehenning
I turned on the wrong burner & scorched a wooden spoon I had resting there & boyfriend came home & was like "idk if I like that candle" & I was like yes you DO, it's just you don't like it PLUS CAMPFIRE. So what I mean to say is you don't have to live alone to die of omelet fire
2:19 PM - 19 Oct 2018
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