Oscar Salinas

@KoolKidOscar

Catch me if you can cause I'm chasing after my dreams.

Joined September 2011

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    Apr 1

    Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven

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    Mar 31
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    Apr 1

    Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month!

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    Apr 1

    There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).

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    Apr 1

    Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.

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    Mar 27

    If you get this reference retweet

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    Texas' 20 minute Hyperloop from Houston to Dallas closer to becoming reality

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    Mar 23

    The Tesla Solar Roof is every bit as beautiful as I hoped. Hoping allows us to turn it on very soon. I feel like we’re living in the future!

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    Mar 25

    John wick skins when you shoot them once

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    Mar 23

    When you’re telling a story and they look away and start talking to someone else

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    Mar 18
    Replying to

    People forget that progress is non-linear. In 100 years we created more value, than in 1000 years before. In 10 years we will create more value, than in a century before. Progress is exponential.

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    Mar 24

    Drake & Josh get trapped inside Peach's Castle

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    Mar 20

    find the difference.... when u do, rt & don’t say shit lmao

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    Mar 18

    The nipple tip make me feel like I’m sucking Gatorade straight from the tiddy of the gator

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    Mar 15

    It's 2004. Dinner has just been made. The jimmy neutron/ fairly odd parents special starts in 5 minutes. You beg your mom to eat in the living room so you don't miss it. She whips this bad boy out and life is good🙂

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    Mar 14
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    Mar 14

    Drake’s next album cover...

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    Mar 15

    McAllen Police are asking for your help to find Gonzalo Omar Acuna. He's accused of graffiting multiple buildings in McAllen down Houston Ave. An arrest warrant has been issued for Acuna. If you know where he is, please call McAllen Crime Stoppers at 687-8477.

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    Mar 10

    Why Falcon Heavy & Starman? Life cannot just be about solving one sad problem after another. There need to be things that inspire you, that make you glad to wake up in the morning and be part of humanity. That is why we did it. We did for you.

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    Mar 8

    people making strip clubs on Fortnite

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