Konstantin Kisin@KonstantinKisin·Dec 10, 2018I just received an invitation to perform *comedy* at a university... The title of this "contract" nearly made me puke. @UnleashedComedy1,9343,95410.7K
Konstantin Kisin@KonstantinKisinPlot twist: it's an UNPAID charity gig.10:12 PM · Dec 10, 201887 Retweets5 Quote Tweets2,263 Likes
Nate is so very tired.@nf1nk·Dec 10, 2018Replying to @KonstantinKisinIt‘s for exposure. I asked my landlord if I could pay in exposure and he laughed. I must be getting better at comedy.13
Will Ritter@MrWillRitter·Dec 10, 2018Replying to @KonstantinKisinIt’s also not written by an attorney or it seems, anyone who has met an attorney. Tell them to pound sand and good luck filling a room with “Display of Puritanical Wokeness” as the draw.19
North Coast@KeepingGround·Dec 10, 2018Replying to @KonstantinKisinI hear knock knock jokes are really killing it on college campuses. (Can you say "killing it" anymore???)18
Not Actually Elon Musk@marconi64·Dec 10, 2018Replying to @KonstantinKisinIf they're not paying you anyway, exactly what can they do to you if you "breach" the contract? ["Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!" #lifeofbrian]1
Deplorable Dave@jeffersonianguy·Dec 11, 2018Gallagher! That’s watermelonism though. What did the watermelon ever do to you?