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Konstantin Kisin

@KonstantinKisin

I just received an invitation to perform *comedy* at a university... The title of this "contract" nearly made me puke.

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7:20 PM · Dec 10, 2018

Konstantin Kisin

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Plot twist: it's an UNPAID charity gig.

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You have to be taking the piss!?

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What's left sodding "knock, knock" jokes? Tell the twats to pass around Christmas crackers but remove the bangers. We wouldn't want to over stimulate anyone and induce Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!

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Just let rip on socialism and communism, I'm sure that'll go down well.

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Tell them that your suffering from wankerphobia and they’ve triggered you

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Interpreted dancing

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How the fuck is comedy supposed to be respectful? That's kind of the opposite of comedy.

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