Viola Crellin-Davies

@KoKoKitscha

First line funny filter (archive logger) on Charlie Brooker's 2015 / 2016 Wipe. Always remember: If the emperor looks naked, the emperor probably is naked.

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Joined December 2012

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  1. 20 hours ago

    What ever happens June has proven to be the end of May

  2. Jun 8

    - my favourite thing about Election Day

  3. Jun 5

    Jez He Can

  4. Feb 28
  5. Feb 10

    "Can we get together for a status meeting?" "My status in that meeting will be 'this meeting is keeping me from my work', ok?"

  6. Feb 10

    You say: "We added AI to our product" I hear: "We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase"

  7. Jan 24

    You know you're a developer if you cycle back through your bash history for a full 30 seconds to save typing a command again.

  8. Jan 3

    Move fast and break stuff…like your user’s trust and patience.

  9. 28 Dec 2016

    . says "The Man" "Lord" Webber. 😂

  10. 28 Dec 2016

    . Cats is the musical equivalent of a snuff movie.

  11. 16 Dec 2016

    A new favorite: The Supremes - Stoned Love (Johny Davies & Jim Wallace Edit) [FREE DOWNLOAD] by

  12. 3 Dec 2016

    Network Rail to lose control of rail maintenance - but what about that £670m extra for Network Rail

  13. 16 Nov 2016

    Today at held Theresa May to account over Brexit. Watch and share this now ↓

    Jeremy Corbyn: The Tories are making a total shambles of Brexit.
  14. 12 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity with the newspaper

  15. 9 Nov 2016

    2016 Wipe increasingly resembling a vertical cliff face with no footholds.

  16. 9 Nov 2016

    When you gotta rollback a bunch of commits and you lose all the features you’ve developed

  17. 9 Nov 2016

    Oi, 2016, 2013 called and said it wants its ability-to-instil-superstitious-fear-on-account-of-possessing-certain-numerical-qualities back.

  18. 9 Nov 2016

    As a damage-limitation/precautionary measure, 2016 will end prematurely and Christmas cancelled. Memorial service those losing birthdays TBC

  19. 9 Nov 2016

    Hello liberal echo chamber. How are we holding up today?

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