Aaron Perry

@KnownSequitur

I read. I write. No longer sitting on the floor.

Tokyo
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2012.

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    20. sij
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    27. sij

    Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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  4. 23. sij

    The price difference in tofu just indicates how easily the plastic wrap comes off YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, BIG TOFU!

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  5. 21. sij

    Sometimes your spouse says something completely bonkers and it's your job to talk some sense into them, and other times they say, "Huh, that burp sounded like Saruman talking to Gandalf," and it's your job to go, "...whoa. Yeah."

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  6. 17. sij

    What a power move from Sakurai. I absolutely approve.

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    12. sij

    You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.

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    11. sij

    Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to sleep for an hour. When he woke up he bought a sandwich, ate it & went back to sleep. (This isn’t a maths test, you don’t need to know the distance/speed).

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  10. 10. sij

    Was this like an awkward holiday party where a scientist walked up to a nautilus and was like, "Hi, I'm Rob," and the nautilus was like, "Yeah, we've met." Or was it more of a raptors-can-open-doors kind of underestimation? Did someone die? I need to know.

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  11. 10. sij

    In reading about nautiluses for a story, I found this gem: "Nevertheless, the study showed that scientists had previously underestimated the memory capabilities of nautiluses." I have questions.

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    "In the Hieronymuss Bosch's "The Garden of Earthly Delights" painting there is some music written on the butt of one of the characters in hell. But how sounds this 15th Century melody? Here is how is the 600-years-old butt music from hell sounds: "

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    20. pro 2019.

    BCS stories of 2019! "The Witch of the Will" Aaron Perry , BCS #287: "Too late did the witch understand what comfort the boy sought in having his free will removed. He had not wished to know his future but to become bound to it."

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    "I INSIST that gasoline is NOT a health drink. DO NOT INGEST IT." Wondermark #1504; The Confidence of One's Convictions

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    Freelancer/Self-Employed Song [ 🎵Tune: Raindrops Keep Fallin’ ] dont be impatient with yourself cuz u are now your boss so treat yourself with some respect like somebody u love u might make mistakes but you’re a darn good employee & u will be employee of the month

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    16. pro 2019.

    Here’s my finished BABY YODA SONG! I got reallyyy carried away making this so please Like and RT so we can get it to Christmas number 1

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  17. 13. pro 2019.

    I just want an episode of where Michael gets really into AMV's.

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  18. 9. pro 2019.

    After a bad run of novels, it's nice to go back to a favorite and think, "Oh, right. This is what it's supposed to feel like." The Curse of Chalion is still top shelf.

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    7. pro 2019.

    Thanks and for encouraging us to do this! I have four awards-eligible short stories, including A Pocketful of Dolphins (IF THIS GOES ON, ). They can all be found here in this handy one-stop shopping link:

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  20. 6. pro 2019.

    Is salsa salad?

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