Another adsense issue on Youtube's end that "fixed itself" has now gone back to having the same problem it did before. I'm pretty convinced now they're doing absolutely nothing to fix my issue or are completely incompetent. Going to round up all my shit and post again tomorrow.
@TeamYouTube thanks for looking into this. HuggbeesTV has some of the freshest, funniest content and when this gets resolved, they can dedicate more of their time making videos instead of troubleshooting 