Todd Simmons 

@KlooKloo

I hate kids. Ever since kids killed my kids.

Minneapolis/St. Paul
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Joined October 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Centrist: Politics is all about compromise Me: So compromise with the left Centrist: Oh god no, I meant compromise with racists

    58 replies 4,426 retweets 11,245 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

    1,197 replies 72,294 retweets 274,155 likes
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    Jun 3

    me: fuck im bored [remembers 7th grade teacher telling me that only boring people are bored] me: fuck now im bored and owned

    6 replies 248 retweets 941 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship's company down to doom with him?

    43 replies 2,721 retweets 3,968 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    cool, boomers are killing healthcare and the planet

    Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's
    236 replies 80,156 retweets 168,496 likes
  6. Jun 3
    Replying to

    Christ. How tiring.

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    RT if you're not confused

    Guardian review of WW: "Confusingly, Diana later explains 'men are necessary for procreation but when it comes to pleasure, unnecessary'"
    55 replies 6,480 retweets 5,237 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    America is already great starter pack.

    51 replies 2,085 retweets 3,562 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    When you're against gun violence

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    1 reply 27 retweets 96 likes
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    Jun 2

    2008 libs: that dumb birch said she can see Russia from her house ahabbaha 2017 libs: day 107. I'm convinced Putin is monitoring my toilet.

    7 replies 123 retweets 497 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    She's got it backwards. If you want to know if your man is a good feminist just ask him what he thinks about Monica.

    49 replies 347 retweets 1,516 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 29

    when you realize that most inspirational news stories actually indicate a deeply troubled society

    45 replies 8,447 retweets 13,747 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 30

    RT if you know why.

    15-year-old Darius Smith was killed by a border patrol officer and no one knows why
    200 replies 110,024 retweets 81,589 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 28

    thinking about how poorly we treat our heroes this Memorial Day....

    35 replies 730 retweets 3,803 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 28

    Nixon kept a list of Jews who worked for the federal government so he could purge them from the administration.

    0:30
    .: Nixon may have been a crook, but at least he was our crook. He was not in bed with the Russians.
    3 replies 34 retweets 52 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 25

    Spotted the libertarian

    148 replies 3,439 retweets 8,097 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 26

    MRA: im not watching some sjw wonder woman chick flick theatre: no men allowed at this showing MRA: god as my witness i will see this film

    119 replies 9,452 retweets 27,448 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 26

    The het guy socialists I've met vs the women, trans, and nonbinary socialists I've met

    8 replies 1,064 retweets 3,462 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 26
    Replying to

    Why the Left-wing Needs a Gun Culture on the lib-left's "fetishization of vulnerability"

    15 replies 187 retweets 308 likes
  20. May 26

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