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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. svi 2019.

    If I ever start using an anime avatar you're legally allowed to shoot me in the head

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    prije 16 sati

    My living room is filled to the brim with Planters peanuts after seeing a baby peanut on my TV. I also flooded my bathroom with Kool Aid because the Kool Aid man was at Mr. Peanut's funeral.

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    3. velj

    PaRappa: "I am PaRappa the Rapper" GOD: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" PaRappa: (reaches for the mic) GOD: (turns it off) PaRappa: (turns it back on)

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    2. velj

    Wtf, tried giving my political opinions at the checkout line today and nobody clapped.

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    2. velj

    > Have Monster Hunter. "Hey, how come I never really play this game?" > install. > update. > oh boy! > try to fight raptors for 3 mins. HOLD DOWN + TRIANGLE AND USE SLASH THEN PRESS CIRCLE X3 > "Ohhhhhhhhhhh right." > uninstall. > time passes. > forget. > repeat every 6 months.

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    2. velj

    Nintendo says it's "very likely" Mario will rap in the next iteration of Super Smash Bros.

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    Family guy funny moments. I simply like the phrase. It's just funny. That's all.

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    25. sij

    hello everyone im a big time twitter user and i like to post the same shit over and over

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    19. sij

    If Robotnik had a gamer racing chair in his eggmobile he could kill Sonic the hedgehog

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  10. 6. sij

    Are internet people just super horny or am I broken? Like I keep hearing people casually say they jack off multiple times a day and they’re constantly posting porn/erotic shit. Even with coworkers they’ll point out hot girls all the time and I don’t even notice them.

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    4. sij

    Like this tweet if you are a pedophile, retweet if you are not.

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  12. 4. sij

    I had decided that adjective+animal was an easy formula for a good name. Was following dishonored speedruns at the time and 2 big guys were “FearfulFerret” and “DecidedSloth”. Retsupurae having “Slowbeef” reinforced it and “Diabeetus” made me think to include an illness.

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    3. sij

    "it's actually a deep story about puberty" is the western animation equivalent of "well technically she's 500 years old"

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    1. sij

    My stream only draws a small crowd, but there is one stat that blows my mind - the average watch time is 3 hours and my streams are 4 hours long. Thanks for being there, and I plan on doing my best to keep making being there something you want to do.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Once we digitalize our brains, can't wait to download nicotine

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    31. pro 2019.

    Stylized art is neat & I wish ppl would get over this “unrealistic body standards” thing when it comes to drawings that are only meant to approximate reality, not be a direct mirror of it. Get mad about how real women on magazines are edited in photoshop, not comic book anatomy.

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    complete list of jokes on twitter - I eat too much and have no sex - I do not sleep - I do not listen to doctor's advice and wonder why I am suffering - I would live in a featureless cube and eat gruel if it meant never having to interact with others - flavor of the month meme

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    26. pro 2019.

    If you 16 & pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus , you stand there and think about what you did .

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    25. pro 2019.

    Anyone notice how a lot of married couples have the same surname? This can’t be a fucking coincidence

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    25. pro 2019.

    I get it. Life is politics. But it’s so exhausting when everybody wants to make everything a political issue. I just want to watch a bad movie, eat food, enjoy a funny video of a purebred dog, without someone arguing that I’m ruining the world by doing so.

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    Merry Christmas guys!!

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