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If I ever start using an anime avatar you're legally allowed to shoot me in the head
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My living room is filled to the brim with Planters peanuts after seeing a baby peanut on my TV. I also flooded my bathroom with Kool Aid because the Kool Aid man was at Mr. Peanut's funeral.
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PaRappa: "I am PaRappa the Rapper" GOD: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" PaRappa: (reaches for the mic) GOD: (turns it off) PaRappa: (turns it back on)
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Wtf, tried giving my political opinions at the checkout line today and nobody clapped.
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> Have Monster Hunter. "Hey, how come I never really play this game?" > install. > update. > oh boy! > try to fight raptors for 3 mins. HOLD DOWN + TRIANGLE AND USE SLASH THEN PRESS CIRCLE X3 > "Ohhhhhhhhhhh right." > uninstall. > time passes. > forget. > repeat every 6 months.
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Nintendo says it's "very likely" Mario will rap in the next iteration of Super Smash Bros.
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Family guy funny moments. I simply like the phrase. It's just funny. That's all.
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hello everyone im a big time twitter user and i like to post the same shit over and over
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If Robotnik had a gamer racing chair in his eggmobile he could kill Sonic the hedgehog
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Are internet people just super horny or am I broken? Like I keep hearing people casually say they jack off multiple times a day and they’re constantly posting porn/erotic shit. Even with coworkers they’ll point out hot girls all the time and I don’t even notice them.
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Like this tweet if you are a pedophile, retweet if you are not.
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I had decided that adjective+animal was an easy formula for a good name. Was following dishonored speedruns at the time and 2 big guys were “FearfulFerret” and “DecidedSloth”. Retsupurae having “Slowbeef” reinforced it and “Diabeetus” made me think to include an illness. https://twitter.com/BlueFlar3/status/1212825969888780295 …
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"it's actually a deep story about puberty" is the western animation equivalent of "well technically she's 500 years old" https://twitter.com/6969_6969696969/status/1212769138579398657 …
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My stream only draws a small crowd, but there is one stat that blows my mind - the average watch time is 3 hours and my streams are 4 hours long. Thanks for being there, and I plan on doing my best to keep making being there something you want to do.
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Once we digitalize our brains, can't wait to download nicotine
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Stylized art is neat & I wish ppl would get over this “unrealistic body standards” thing when it comes to drawings that are only meant to approximate reality, not be a direct mirror of it. Get mad about how real women on magazines are edited in photoshop, not comic book anatomy.
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complete list of jokes on twitter - I eat too much and have no sex - I do not sleep - I do not listen to doctor's advice and wonder why I am suffering - I would live in a featureless cube and eat gruel if it meant never having to interact with others - flavor of the month meme
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If you 16 & pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus , you stand there and think about what you did .
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Anyone notice how a lot of married couples have the same surname? This can’t be a fucking coincidence
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I get it. Life is politics. But it’s so exhausting when everybody wants to make everything a political issue. I just want to watch a bad movie, eat food, enjoy a funny video of a purebred dog, without someone arguing that I’m ruining the world by doing so.
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