Kirstwyn

@KirstKirst143

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Participa desde agosto de 2015

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  1. Tweet Fixado
    10 de jan de 2018

    Pretty much everyone knows something about something. Even that totally ignorant loser you know might be an expert on say Pokemon cards or building card towers. Useful? Nope! But he still knows shit you don't.

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  2. 26 de abr

    👏👏👏👏 Apparently it's too much to expect celebs to act like mature, adult, professionals..? You're putting out a product(s) - people are EXPECTED to review it and ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE IT. And don't deserve personal attacks in response.

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  3. 25 de abr

    People who suck their snot up over and over instead of blowing their nose are the worst. IT'S NOT COCAINE, ASHLEY!

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  4. 25 de abr

    Literally dripping with sweat in movies, music videos, magazines: SO SEXY IRL: smelly, sticky, and gross

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  5. 25 de abr

    Prince William cheats on Kate w/ Rose Hanbury Royals to media: "we will SUE you if you write about this. Please keep your focus on your racist, classist targeting of Megan which we have no problem with."

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  6. 25 de abr

    Saying " getting up in the morning" sounds so much better than: "I snooze my alarm 5 times, slowly shuffle around the house, and sit on my bed in my underwear for 10min after showering." 🙄🤷‍♀️🛌

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  7. retweetou
    24 de abr

    Sure, Thanos is singularly evil. But I bet he flunked Astro 101. He wants to kill half of all living things to save the other half — due to limited resources. But the universe has vastly more resources than can possibly be consumed by civilizations that have access to space.

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  8. 25 de abr
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  9. 25 de abr

    "I absolutely hate brussel sprouts." Antoni: "we're going to make brussel sprouts."

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  10. 25 de abr

    Watching Queer Eye: Single dad: "I struggle to get my kids to eat anything other than macaroni and cheese or hot dogs. Also, I'm low on time/overwhelmed." Antoni: "so... do you know Mahi Mahi? And how about macadamia nuts?" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄🙄🙄

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  11. 24 de abr

    When you get an unsolicited dick pic, frustrate them by accusing them of stealing the photo. "No, dude. I've DEFINITELY seen this dick before. Who tf steals someone else's dick pics? That's just sad." Let them struggle to convince you it IS their dick. 😂🍆👎🚫

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  12. 24 de abr

    A successful shell collecting day yesterday lol I'm a little obsessed 🐚🐌

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  14. 24 de abr

    You can't go on about Joss Whedon's genius when it comes to Marvel and the Avengers AND hate on Buffy the Vampire Slayer! STFU. Buffy was groundbreaking, amazing, and not "just for girls."

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  15. 20 de abr

    So it begins... (And yes, nerds, I know I'm mixing my references!)

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  16. 19 de abr

    Hmm... has anything on the internet changed since I looked 5 min ago? I better check.

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  17. 18 de abr

    If America is still a G8 world power in 100 years I'll not only be dead but also surprised.

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  18. retweetou
    16 de abr

    3 french billionaires have pledged 600+ million euros for the Notre Dame reconstruction in less than 12 hours. let that put into perspective how easily billionaires could end world hunger, poverty, lack of access to healthcare/clean water/education but choose not to.

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  19. 17 de abr

    Living alone. Having roommates greatly limits my ability to sing "You's a Hoe" to my cat in a fake opera voice or walk around in my underwear.

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  20. 15 de abr

    Me: *is awake all day* My cat: *wants nothing to do with me. Me: *tries to take nap* My cat: "I will walk on you and then lay on your throat until you pet me."

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  21. 15 de abr

    This is heartbreaking. Seems like it'll be a total loss. And not just of the historic architecture but of artifacts as well ☹😭💔

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