My newest project! So elated to be a part of this!
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Australian American. Hailey in "Just Add Magic" Amy in K.C. Undercover. “The ‘Who Was?’ Show” on Netflix Instagram:
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After the last four years, how is this even close?
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Hey guys. I know it’s been a really tough few days. But remember to look after yourself. Take a shower, drink some water, have something to eat and remember to take your meds. Breathe. We’re in this together. We can do this. Love you guys. #Biden2020
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And if you’re pregnant and don’t take a pregnancy test I guess you’re not pregnant! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum
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Dear everyone I saw outside today: under your chin or around your neck isn’t the right way to wear that mask.
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Oh hey, . Constantly in awe of you! Cannot wait to see this!!!!!!!!! #TheHuntMovie #MyFriendIsReallyTalentedAndAmazing
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Today a business man asked me if “The Handmaid’s Tale” was on the Disney channel... I really wish I was kidding.
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On a scale of 1 to Fred Armisen making an entire stand up special about being a drummer, just how committed are you to the bit?
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Am I the only person who had ZERO idea was in Burlesque!? WERK girl! Just when I thought I couldn’t love her more!!
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Just watched the Bosnian self-tape episode once again and once again am shewk and forced to acknowledge my Moira audition energy
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No matter what’s going on in my life, matzoh ball soup makes me feel better 100% of the time. It’s the little things, guys!
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10 years later and Victorious still absolutely freaking slaps.
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The impeachment process is not about undoing the results of 2016. It’s about protecting the integrity of 2020.
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I got made fun of for wearing hair extensions and long nails way back when and now, it’s the trend to have both. Keep doing you sweetie. Keep your head held high. They’ll be copying your style one day 💁🏼
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Me: Yeah! So turns out I didn’t know I had the flu last week!
My friend: yeah! Turns out I didn’t know I was capable of feelings but here we are....
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Schitt’s creek is truly genius. Fight me. I dare you.
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Person: doing anything fun this weekend?
Me: yeah I said something awkward 5 years ago so I’ll probably think about that for the next 72 hours.
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Anyone else feel weird when they don’t drive in their “favorite lane” in the way home?
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Can the signs in public bathrooms that say “employees must wash hands” please be changed to “If you’re a human using the bathroom, dear GOD please wash your hands”
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Friend offering me food: hey, you want some?
Me: Oh no thank you, I’m vegan.
Friend: but I have shrimp!!
Me: I’m sorry did I not just—??
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Can I just say- strawberry and kiwi is a flavor combo that our taste buds don’t deserve. It’s too good.
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While I do 100% agree flavored vaporizers should be banned, this decision has been made after 6 known deaths and 450 illnesses. In 2019 there have been 9,932 gun deaths and 19,868 injuries, as of September 1. NO change as been enacted. #EndGunViolence
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Just a reminder that it costs $0.00 to not be a douchebag. Be nice to other people. Do something selfless for someone today, but remember to take care of you. Have a snack, drink some water, remember to take your medicine. Have a great day ❤️
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If you’re not terrified of what’s happening in America right now, maybe you’re part of the problem 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ (btw if you’re feeling a little uncomfortable or angry right now, I’m talking about you)
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People who back into spots in a public car park are just looking for attention.
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How how tired ARE you rn
Me: I downloaded google earth to try and see the parking signs to see if I need to move my car....
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If Billy Joel can’t afford to buy her pearls, we’re all screwed.
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So I just found out that “Finding Nemo” was released 11 days after Jojo Siwa was born and the fact that I can vividly remember that movie coming out makes me feel uncomfortable.... and old.
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Nothing but love for MY queen
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Me: *cursing cuz I got off the elevator at the wrong floor*
Girl who gets on at said wrong floor: "Are you Elphaba?"
Me: "Me? No."
Her: "Yes you are."
Me: "No, not for many years. . ."
Her: "Well you're MY Elphaba.'
Me: *tears up behind sunglasses*
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If you hear the into to “Ice Ice baby” and get so hype because you immediately think it’s “under pressure”..... we can be best friends.
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CVS texts me more than you ever did
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Kirrilee post op... enjoy
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You ever wait 15 minutes outside of a bathroom that you think is locked but really you just didn’t push the door hard enough? Cuz I sure haven’t. That’d be super awkward
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If you haven’t put nutritional yeast on popcorn are you really a vegan?
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So like we’re not doing anything about gun control yet TSA was genuinely concerned about my jar of peanut butter lemme know......
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In honor of the #CrazyExGirlfriend finale, here is my final Harry Potter/Crazy Ex-Girlfriend parody. These have been so much fun to make, thank you to everyone who has watched!
youtu.be/vp4dnHDxZfg
For you !!
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On a scale of 1- I just wrote an entire album about this how mad do you THINK I am?
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The penultimate episode of #CrazyExGirlfriend airs tonight, so here's a new #HarryPotter parody of one of the most ICONIC songs from the show.
In honor of real life bad-ass QUEENS
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