I like vampires. I dig dwarves. Hobbits are homies. I hate elves. Elves are billionaires who buy bad art for tax evasion instead of colonizing Mars or cloning dinosaurs. Elves put MENSA on top of their resume. Elves are fearful fatalism mistaken for enlightenment. Fuck elves.
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Replying to @yashkaf @KirkegaardEmil
"Elves are fearful fatalism mistaken for enlightenment," nails it so perfectly.
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