As I trained my eight year old last weekend, you just keep fiddling with the cells in your spreadsheet until the ttest function is < .05. Then, you ask your local political officer if the result is sufficiently woke. Finally, you publish and share on Twitter.
Nature level scientific rigor here. 
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0956797618806298 …
ht Noah Carl for spotting itpic.twitter.com/7VnEMRAeKb
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Unbelievable
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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