I just swallowed a wasp and got stung. Stay tuned, but it looks like I'm gonna make it....
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Immediate anxiety about dying is gone, but the burning sensation in the back of the throat is still very unpleasant.
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Still, nowhere near as bad as having a tonsillary abscess pierced, so there's that.
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Word to the wise: if you swallow a wasp, make sure it goes into your esophagus, not in your windpipe and you should be fine.
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Having a doctor nearby who promises to cut yout windpipe if necessary also helps with the anxiety.
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My throat still hurts, but then the fucker who did this is now completely dissolved in hydrochloric acid, so I clearly won this round.
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Knowing someone who hurt you is now dissolved in acid is the kind of satisfaction so many long for but never get....
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That sounds like Muslim acid attacks...
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