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Mariana Trench
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2015.

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  1. 1. velj

    Family member passed away due to being declared fit for work despite having no head. Left me £1500 in their will. Decided to honour their memory by donating it all to make Big Ben Bong

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  2. 31. sij

    Just bought 47 rolls of blue roll to put wet paper towels on my sore bits for when the NHS gets fucked from Brexit

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  3. 13. sij

    Hi. I'm Ryan, and in this conspiracy themed Ted Talk, I ask why are ketchup bottles at restaurants a solid red but store bought are transparent? What are they hiding? What are you putting on your chips?

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    10. sij

    For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite movie Then he filled a theater with her friends and family and popped the question Cutest and the coolest proposal I've ever seen 😭❤

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  5. 8. sij

    Now in 2020, where a normal ass meal is apparently vegan extremism, at a venue where a good percentage of people attending probably are vegan.

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  6. 5. sij

    Just bought a full industrial fryer off Wish, cost me £3 with £2 shipping. What a bargain. Can't wait for it to arrive in July 2022 🤙🤙

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    I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

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  8. Feel like there's always a viral tweet that starts with "anyone else-" like anyone else had a rough year? And in a weird sense of convenience, we all seem to relate to it, regardless of age or situation. How can we all exist on the same relatable level? Mad.

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  9. What do you call it when you're a self-aware Rangers supporter but also an avid supporter of Scottish Independence?

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  12. So, 3 times now a delivery hasn't been delivered, saying they missed me even though I was in the house all day, So I left a helpful hint for the drivers. Hope this helps

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  13. Now that it's raining, I'd like to reiterate my cowboy asthetic proposition and invite friends and family to imagine how better they'd get on today with high boots, a cowboy hat and a revolver.

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  15. Tories shouldn't be paid or voted for because they don't understand politics.

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  16. Being bald is just public nudity for your head, and should be treated as such

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  17. What I love most about people is how I source the most solitary table In a restaurant yet they all come and sit at the tables surrounding me like I'm living in some sort of budget spy movie despite the fields of empty seats beyond the horizon

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  18. Think it's finally time our generation got a new Shrek film all about him struggling with not achieving what he wants yet and all his friends helping him realise he has plenty of time to do stuff, he just needs to have fun and enjoy his life brb crying now

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    2. pro 2019.

    Ryland Ryland at the beginning at the end of the of the decade decade

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  20. I'll justify you being well off if you treat your employees good, like Scandinavian CEOs that do four day work weeks and pay for company holidays

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