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Words with Us? You with words? Perhaps Words with kings or kings with words? Either way, do not forgot that 'Qi' is a word.
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Words with kings? Test your knowledge. 'King of the cosmos'. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN #GamesWithFriends
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Lions are the most powerful mammals simply because they feed on animals, dying planets, and falling stars.
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You had told us to take the stolen penguins to the zoo. We did! Today we are all going to the beach! Sunshine and jellybeans!
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We would like to devote today to all of Our followers. Keep trying! One day you will be something.
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Roses are red and violets are blue. When We fart we think of you too.
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We are very wise, but also old. One of you had asked what we smell like. Depends.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome money through the door please.
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A person cannot foresee what the future holds. But a person can just hope that the future does not accidentally drop what it is holding.
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Would you call a large blizzard 'Snowpocalypse'? Or maybe 'Snowmageddon'? We would probably call it 'your problem'.
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Ashes to ashes and dust to dust? We would think that both ash and dust would want to be something else. Like a movie star or sailor?!
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Elephants are always trying to forget, you need to rely on a giraffe to stick it's neck out for you. Even if you need to borrow money.
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It is great when summer comes and the sun is out. You will have a right to bare arms.
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Could you not think that tiny robots would greet you with micro waves?
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Your refrigerator is only running because it is afraid of commitment.
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Most babies are actually little thieves. They cry from being stricken with unforeseen moral conflict.
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Even though things start off easy sometimes, you are going to need to remember that life can still be pretty hard sometimes.
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You should get a new car for your friends! You would be replacing them with a grand machine!
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You are all stuck in our mind. But it may just be the gum on your shoes.
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We often think about how much you mean to Us. Do you feel the same way? If you do, then We should hug forever.
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Every 8 years, if you look into the night sky towards the east, you can sometimes hear Haley's Comment.
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Please. We are busy. Can We ignore you some other time? In the meantime.. http://www.countrypursuits.uk.com/images/heros/360_digger.jpg
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The future will make your eyes sparkle with anticipation of what will happen next.
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Perhaps to become better at Katamari Forever, you should walk to a fast food restaurant and buy a McSkills sandwich. With cheese. And fries.
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There's no grey areas when talking with a panda. Only black and white.
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Even if you didn't do very well in swim class, at least you got to bring home some water every night.
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If you see the opportunity, please give Us 5 stars, whether in rating, or in the form of harnessing the powerful nebulae of Cassiopeia.
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Dreams are probably just something you found out about on the internet.
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We cannot understand winter! It is so cold and unhappy! How can anybody enjoy themselves? It's so frostrating.
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Love lasts forever. Unless 'Love' is the name of the cake We just ate. Then it lasted for an hour. What a sore belly!
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If We asked a question and you gave an answer, but then a friend gave a better answer, would you be 'obsoletely right'?
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When a cloud cries, it rains. Of course. But why? They cry because they wish they could play on the ground with you and are jealous of fog.
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