Kim Roper

@KimberleyARoper

Technical tech writer. Website and social media doozer. Mom. Trekker. Knitter of scarves.

Ottawa area, Canada
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    25. sij

    My kid made me watch this. (She's sick, so I'm indulging her.) My first thought was "Tisane with sugar is hot Kool Aid for grown ups, so yeah, sign me up!"

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    the word ferret comes from the Latin, 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘴, or "little thief." a group of ferrets is known as a "business." if you're visualizing ferrets in suits, with briefcases now, you're welcome.

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    : Does your child have this remote control racing truck? Find out about the recall and what to do:

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    Probably the best part of being a fancy-schmancy award-winning author now is that people will actually pay me cash moneez to squee at length about stuff I love. Just turned in a foreword for the upcoming "Steven Universe" artbook!

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  6. 2. velj

    "Knitting the weather onto a scarf ☀️🌧"

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    2. velj

    Dawn Dish Soap's advertising campaign really overestimates how often I need to clean oil off of ducks

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    14. sij

    women’s shower products be like “lock in moisture” and “rejuvenate pores,” while men’s are all “smell like hammer, you idiot”

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    Her: why is this cake crunchy? Me: it’s made with egg whites Her: egg whites aren’t crunchy Me: I think you’re confusing them with egg clears

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    1. velj

    Welcome to February! This is a close up of an ice sculpture on Sparks St as part of . It’s time to get outside and enjoy this mild weather. Look for intervals of sun & cloud with a high of -2° w/light winds. A bit of snow o/nite into Sunday ~2cm. Risk of fr. drizzle.

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    1. velj

    Just called this Jamaican restaurant and asked for their hours. The lady said “yes” and hung up. I cannot wait to eat there, it’s gonna be amazing

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    20. lip 2018.

    Body of email: No problem, I've planned out everything I want to say Subject line: shit shit shit I did not prepare for this, why does every word look wrong, I no longer have any grasp on human language

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    28. sij 2018.

    Tonight at work a creepy dude asked me "what's your secret to staying so slim and perky?" I responded "I'm a thousand year old witch & every morning I bathe in the blood of men I've sacrificed" & an old lady nearby laughed; pretty sure this makes us an official coven

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    31. sij

    If you ask my dad what his favourite movie is, he’ll explain that Grand Prix is not the best film he’s seen, but is absolutely the best experience he had seeing a movie in the theatre. I had never seen it because it didn’t seem worth it to see it on TV. 🧵

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    1. velj

    The hot new Japanese toys are skunks farting various other animal shapes.

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    Here's one of the most creative uses of the ampersand I have ever seen.

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    I was today years old when I learned that an ampersand (&) is a ligature for the word 'et'

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    26. sij

    smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz

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    30. sij

    The fact that UCC hid a 3000-year-old mummy under the floorboards of a lecture theatre on a campus where two and a half tonnes of uranium rods were being stored in a basement nearby and DIDN'T end up with a zombie-pharaoh apocalypse is both a mystery and endlessly disappointing.

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