I honestly don’t understand why we are all talking about anything besides this…
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You exist. You are a human being. The sun shines for you, and your eyebrows are thick, natural and amazing.
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As this website goes down, you can still access my tweets in book form
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I invite you to follow me on Instagram @raj_esh_parameswaran
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Since it's the end of the tworld, I just want to say that I'm
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I invite you to follow me on Instagram @raj_esh_parameswaran
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As Twitter enters its exciting new phase, I invite you to follow me on Instagram
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As Twitter enters its exciting new phase, I invite you to follow me on Instagram
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Sure, I could answer your email, and instantly forget about it. Or I could leave it unanswered, such that it lives in my mind exerting a slow, daily pressure, and I feel your spectral presence always beside me for countless weeks, and in a way, wouldn't you prefer that?
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$44bn just to figure out who runs this account.
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Since it's the end of the tworld, I just want to say that I'm
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Today is Primary Election Day! Polls are open from 6am until 9pm. Find your assigned poll site at: nycvotes.org
The U.S. House of Representatives and State Senate are on the ballot. Meet your district’s candidates at: nycvotes.org/candidates
Happy voting, NYC!
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By age 30 you should have 3 close friends: mortification, solitude, and dread
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I trust this email finds you in a vortex of despair
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God grant me peace from my foolish earthly desires, my wild longings, the anxious hungers of my heart. I'm craving fro yo so badly.
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Obsessed with protecting your skin, lips, hair & face from the sun? Close the cover of the coffin tight, really tight, and be at peace.
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Lazy day poolside! Best french toast ever. No other loss can occur so quietly as the loss of one's self.
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I have found a truth that is true for me, an idea for which I can live and die. Quesadillas.
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I have majorly fallen off my workout-eating plan! AND it’s summer! But to despair over sin is to sink deeper into it.
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Sultry summer style: sheer, painterly, + faded blues. Shadows, reflections, dim expressions of the divine, dissolving before our eyes.
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Have a safe weekend, everyone. Sunscreen will not protect you from despair.
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I'm soooo excited to see you this weekend even though everything which occupies you interests me only slightly.
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Summer’s easiest hair trend is beach waves. It says: the seas of life are rough, and I am drowning
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The issue w/ “elect 2 Dems for Roe” is it’s not clear that’s the #. We need to count votes.
Filibuster needs 51, but it’s not just Manchin & Sinema holding out.
💥What to do? CALL YOUR DEM SENATOR + ask them to CLEARLY support an abolished or talking filibuster.
Here’s how ⬇️
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Needed a laugh so I went to “I feel dull and without joy; my soul is so empty & void. Black liner, messy hair kinda day.”
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Keep your tan this winter. They must not suspect the paltry paleness of your soul.
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How to find, contact & donate to your local abortion fund
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Didn’t notice any Black Friday deals on despair, and yet it keeps coming, with free delivery
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Whether rich reds or vampy plums, lip color is a great way to disguise the emptiness you feel this holiday season.
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Haters gonna hate, but in the hour of death surely the only comfort is that one has suffered opposition, not avoided it
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I have my problems with that skinny bitch Kant, but this is ridiculous
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All three of my fragrances are back in stock: melancholy, hopelessness, and despair
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Always be open to new hair looks! They divert you from the passing of life & postpone the moment when you shall have to face your conscience
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