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Linda Tirado
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Author, Hand To Mouth. Writer, photographer. backwards and in heels and half blind to boot. demands better trolls.

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    Linda Tirado‏ @KillerMartinis Jan 22

    Linda Tirado Retweeted Zidders RooFurry

    This is, in my experience both in food and in professional industrial cleaning, how it *always* happens Someone thinks fuck doing extra work, I will work SMARTER and then they pour a cup of every cleaner in the same mop buckethttps://twitter.com/ZiddersRoofurry/status/1352759583907917825 …

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    Zidders RooFurry @ZiddersRoofurry
    Replying to @KillerMartinis
    I was working overnights at Wal-Mart with this dumbass once who mixed chlorine & Bleach because he thought it would clean the floors better. We had to clear the whole building.
    3:30 PM - 22 Jan 2021
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      1. kenny jervis‏ @kennycooks Jan 22
        Replying to @KillerMartinis

        Someone Killed a coworker here in MA last year doing this.

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      1. but why tho‏ @do_not_drown Jan 22
        Replying to @KillerMartinis

        Every time I clean anything with harsh chemicals I Google if I’m about to kill myself or my neighbor’s cats So far: I have not! But bleach is not something to be fucked with my friends

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      1. reed eliot‏ @rerahrich Jan 22
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        Right? Shit is fucked up

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      2. Aymeric le chroniqueur‏ @sitrucyrneh Jan 22
        Replying to @KillerMartinis

        the only reason this never happened at the water park concessions stand where I worked for the summer is nobody ever really bothered to deep clean anything as far as I could tell

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      3. Frank San Filippo‏ @fsfmusic Jan 22
        Replying to @sitrucyrneh @KillerMartinis

        Safer that way.

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      2. Stephanie Sweetie‏ @steph_sweetie25 Jan 22
        Replying to @KillerMartinis

        I've driven this into my kid so much that he's convinced you have to wait 2 weeks between different cleaners.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Mens sana, corpore san-ish‏ @TheMelaniac Jan 22
        Replying to @steph_sweetie25 @KillerMartinis

        When I was a kid I learned that they used to extract ammonia from urine in the ancient Mediterranean world, & then I learned that ammonia mixed with other cleaning products could be deadly, so for years I would not pee in a recently cleaned toilet

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      1. TheWickedWench‏ @melizzle71 Jan 22
        Replying to @KillerMartinis

        Crown Spray Power cleanser and Raid ant spray causes a very bad respiratory reaction Lesson learned

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      2. Spacetime Modification Weapon guy‏ @sgtMIKE2 Jan 22
        Replying to @KillerMartinis

        Pretty sure this is why they only give us the Simple Green cleaner in the Army

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      3. Plognark‏ @Plognark Jan 22
        Replying to @sgtMIKE2 @KillerMartinis

        I still get flashbacks to swabbing the deck every time I smell that stuff.

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