Kill List Intern

@KillListIntern

Intern for the POTUS, responsible for all baseball cards and kill list meeting logistics. So blessed to be doing this! Email: potusintern@gmail.com

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  1. 12. jun. 2012

    I think Biden napping during these meetings might mean Terror Tuesdays have jumped the shark.

    3 retweets 4 liker
    Angre
  2. 12. jun. 2012

    Wow, such a powerful prayer of blessing from POTUS before Terror Tuesday kicks off!

    1 svar 9 retweets 1 liker
    Angre
  3. 11. jun. 2012

    I'm starting to believe POTUS really will create a baseball card for staffers who reveal spoilers on Mad Men Mondays.

    5 retweets 1 liker
    Angre
  4. 8. jun. 2012

    Saddens me to see what a burden these killings are on POTUS, but he has to do them— there are literally no other foreign policy options here

    2 svar 17 retweets 1 liker
    Angre
  5. 8. jun. 2012

    You’d be surprised how well some Pad Thai really complements a session of whack-a-terrorist. Can’t do baseball cards on an empty stomach!

    5 retweets 1 liker
    Angre
  6. 8. jun. 2012

    By vote, POTUS is now allowed to play “Eye of the Tiger” while mulling over which Muslims he wants to kill. Gives a good vibe to the room!

    1 svar 26 retweets 5 liker
    Angre
  7. 8. jun. 2012

    I think the tasteful clipart I found for today's PowerPoint is really going to make it pop! POTUS loves a classy presentation.

    5 retweets
    Angre
  8. 7. jun. 2012

    Apparently that sourpuss Biden thinks it’s inappropriate to do a drumroll before announcing the assassination lotto winners.

    2 svar 16 retweets
    Angre
  9. 7. jun. 2012

    Wow, so inspired today to see POTUS consulting Aquinas & Augustine on the morality of posting kill cam footage on YouTube

    11 retweets
    Angre
  10. 7. jun. 2012

    LOL @ my buddy John Brennan farting right in the middle of our “kill or maim?” vote!

    4 retweets
    Angre
  11. 7. jun. 2012

    Nice: POTUS has on his fav red tie for today’s assassination roundtable. Gonna get good up in here! I bet al Qaeda’s #2 is going down again.

    2 svar 13 retweets 1 liker
    Angre
  12. 6. jun. 2012

    IMO “drone” is such a drab word for what are actually super awesome flying robots!

    13 retweets 2 liker
    Angre
  13. 6. jun. 2012

    Oh boy, you should see how giggly POTUS gets when I put the kill lists in Comic Sans!

    2 svar 29 retweets 1 liker
    Angre
  14. 6. jun. 2012

    Not sure why haters see the term “kill list” as macabre. It’s just this little inside jokey thingy POTUS & I made up. You had to be there.

    1 svar 6 retweets
    Angre
  15. 6. jun. 2012

    Trying to send out the latest batch of "Sorry we cluster-bombed your home!" sympathy cards, but it's so hard to do a mail merge in Word 2007

    1 svar 41 retweets 4 liker
    Angre
  16. 6. jun. 2012

    Not sure if my PowerPoint should have the phrase "drone strike synergy" use the fly-in effect or not. Too obvious? Maybe just fade in?

    2 svar 22 retweets 2 liker
    Angre
  17. 6. jun. 2012

    Super stoked to share with you guys a behind-the-scenes look those White House kill list meetings! I'm the intern, and this job is the BOMB.

    12 retweets 1 liker
    Angre

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