me: computer say you're alive and hungry
computer: i am alive and hungry
me (loading single bullet into gun): may god forgive us for stealing the divine fire of creation
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Switch owners in Europe (who aren't already Switch online subscribers) can redeem a free Nintendo Switch Online trial until April 2.
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I’ll read it later
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IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION, READ THIS:
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GET IN BABY
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I dont wanna clooooose my eyyyes
I dont wanna faaaaaaalllll asleeep
Cos I miss you babe
And I dont wanna miss a thiiiiiing
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Nothing to see here. Only a seagull riding another seagull, mid-flight
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Scientists Have Recreated the Real Face of Jesus if He Was Into the Insane Clown Posse
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🤓Bag-a-Bargain Book & Thrift Shop Sale📚
All you need to do is buy a recycled bag for R100 & you can carry away as many books as your bag will hold.
Friday 24/03 from 08h00 - 16h00
Saturday 25/03 from 08h00 to 13h00
at the SPCA Vet shop in Gabriel Rd, Plumstead
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CDPR have a lot to say for dudes that have never finished a job
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CDPR Says Keanu Reeves Was Too Likeable for Cyberpunk 2077
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No explanation was given as to why the game was removed. The game will still launch on Itch.io on April 4.
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Welp looks like they have got it under control. No word on how they were hacked but pretty sure it wont be disclosed for security reasons anyway
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Cop: “Hey Donald, what’s the capital of Thailand?”
DT: “I don’t know man”
Cop: “BANKOK”
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