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@Kiki_Mo
I don't believe in TMI. Consider yourself warned.
Joined February 2008
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Kait
@k8h2o_
The PHX/Arizona market is something else. Our "regular" price is double what I see in other markets and the sale price hasn't budged in two weeks. Some have found this chair for just $75. Crossing my fingers (and checking every damn day)!
@aldiusa
#aisleofshame
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Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
Half of parenting is stage management the other half vacillates between trying not to murder them and trying not to laugh. #momlife
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Taniel
@Taniel
Clarence Thomas, in his opinion concurring with Dobbs, calls on his court colleagues to next overrule Griswold (on contraception), Lawrence (on same-sex sex), and Obergefell (on same-sex marriage). And to go on from there.
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Guy at this Starbucks just ordered a tall hot coffee with ten sugars and twelve creams. That's all. I just wanted you to know someone is out here living his best life and you should be too.
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Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
Dear retailers and designers, I would like to assure you that my 6yo wants an entire shirt. And even if she doesn't, she's still not wearing a crop top. Because she is SIX. Stop dressing little girls like adults. Seriously. Stop. #momlife #shopping #fashion
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@Kiki_Mo
Do you think that person I said that weird thing to in 1988 thinks about me as much as I think about therm? I should probably attempt to connect them on every platform and find out. #lifeofthenevercool
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
Anyway, so I'm trapped in my house by a killer-for-hire bird, a murderous six year old (I suspect this is about that whole "bedtime" thing) and maybe I should be seeing my therapist twice a week now. 7/7
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
I have not moved from this spot. We are not making eye contact. But wait, what's this? 5/7
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@Kiki_Mo
2 hours later and he's still there. He's for sure going to kill me. I don't even have life insurance. He's come and gone like 4 times. I'm trapped in my home.
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@Kiki_Mo
He flies away and comes back and just keeps staring at me like a creeper. I do not like birds. I blame Hitchcock. We don't have a feeder or anything, I'm watchong him, he's watching me we hate each other. 2/7
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@Kiki_Mo
I think my 6 year old hired a pigeon to kill me. Hear me out. I get home and this mother fucking pigeon is just sitting there staring at me. Whatever, right? No. 1/7
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@Kiki_Mo
We've reached peak pandemic remote school because one of my kids is singing a song where he quacks like a duck instead of using words and the teacher isn't even muting him.
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
My 8 year old keeps referring to a CD player as "an old fashioned music player" and anyway, I hope he likes his new family
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@Kiki_Mo
What the actual fuck,
@dougducey
? Arizona is an example of how this virus rages unchecked when stubborn "whatever, I do what I want!" attitudes override science. Distance learning isn't ideal, but it's better than more infections. Grow a spine.
abc15.com
Gov. Ducey pushes in-person learning during State of the State
Governor Doug Ducey says Arizona schools that have closed because of the pandemic must end virtual learning and return students to the classroom or lose money.
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
I'm hate watching the 2008 remake of Overboard and I hate it even more than I expected to, which is with every fiber of my soul. Give me #goldiehawn or give me nothing.
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Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
Thanks for the fast and compassionate follow up
@zillow
offers team. While your team wasn't able to change the outcome and save our sale to you, Devin & Heather in your Seattle office are absolutely amazing. #zillowoffers
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
The realtor
@zillow
had speaking to us even acknowledged that the number he provided was far lower than market value, but with an audible shrug said "
@zillow
isn't for everyone." Thanks, Phil. /5
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
Honestly, the worst part is that when the "local professional" "realtor partner"
@zillow
delivered their offer, it was with an overwhelming air of superiority and condescension. /4
Kiki
@Kiki_Mo
When
@zillow
called back with their final and non-negotiable offer they had dropped $35,000 off because "another home in the area" had listed (not Sold, LISTED) in that range /3
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Mesa Police Dept.
@MesaPD
Mesa police has located a child we believe to be about 3 years old in the area of 1400 s Coubtry Club Dr. He is non-verbal and we are asking for help from the general public to find out where he belongs and who he is. Please call 480-644-2211 with any information.
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I had an abortion. My baby had died and my body wouldn't let her go. It would have killed me to carry her any longer and it was the hardest choice I've ever made. I still mourn her. You didn't know Willow, but #youknowme
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@Kiki_Mo
Ways my 5yo "accidentally" insults me: wants me to take a picture of his bed after the housekeeper makes it so I can do it "right" next time, his teacher does everything "better" than me & today's "can you ask (the nanny) where she buys her blueberries? They're better than ours"
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