Kiki Schirr 史秀玉    

@KikiSchirr

Startups | Marketing | Innovation | 🇺🇸🇭🇰🇸🇬🇨🇳 | A tech nerd who can write | she/her

Blacksburg, VA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2013.

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    Every academic advising meeting with a first year college student: - Have you chosen a major? * No. I’d like to study [field known for high salaries] but I hate math. - [field known for high salaries] requires math. It’s mostly math. * Well, underwater basket weaving it is!

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  2. Had a moment at , a sandwich shop that asks you to write your name on your order with a red Sharpie. I lived in Asia long enough that I never write names in red, as that color is only for the names of the dead. 😅 I’m so awkward.

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  3. 4. velj

    Is there a male engineer out there who has been physically assaulted 2X at work, been offered help at work in exchange for sex, had a rapist in house & been exposed to 5 <other sex> masturbating in public? Naw, didn't think so, but as a female engineer that all happened to me, :(

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  4. Shakira is beautiful, talented, and confident. Her vocal range is as wide as her smile, she can be gracious in many languages, and she is the go-to when you want to give an internationally-adored woman millions of dollars. It doesn’t matter what she wears. She is a role model.

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  5. Or where these people were for any other Halftime Show, a bacchanalia of scantily-dressed pop tarts with a strange penchant for black leather. It’s been 16 years since a (woman’s) nipple was shown, and I’m guessing most of the outraged are old enough to still be bitter over that

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  6. Shakira is (has been, always will be absolutely) amazing. I’m pretty stunned that there’s outrage against her performance at the Halftime Show. I’m not sure who expects wholesome Christian values to be exemplified in a game of men beating themselves stupid over money.

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  7. 28. sij

    Excited to announce I will be live tweeting the Super bowl in order to get extra credit for my marketing communications class. I ain’t mad at all !!! I have to tweet a MINIMUM of 10 times. This is such a dream of mine

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  8. Well, it’s that time of year again! My parents, both marketing professors at prestigious universities in Virginia, have asked their students to live-tweet the Superbowl for extra credit. Follow some witty and well-educated youth at: and

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  9. A harried-looking airport employee met me at the gate. “Are you Miss Schirr?” “Yes?” “Oh thank goodness, let me take you to your mother.”

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  10. After a few hours of being wet-wiped by plastic-shrouded scientists (who also thought the steward was a drama queen) to the sound of crying babies and Karens being denied a manager for matters of homeland security, we were released into the airport “Miss Schirr?”

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  11. Apparently for the rest of the flight that steward hyperventilated in a below-cabin cubbyhole The only reason I heard this story at all is that two Chinese-American stewardesses were bitching about him in front of me, not realizing I spoke 中文 (Which is fair, white folk don’t)

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  12. “Why in hell did you take off?” Someone asked the pilot. “They said it was nothing!” “WHO said it was nothing? Americans? Did Americans tell you it was okay?” “No, they were Chinese...” “And you BELIEVED them?!”

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  13. In the meantime, workers from Shanghai’s airport boarded, looked into the box, and laughed at the steward. “没事。” They said. “All tissues have powder.” So we boarded and we took off. 2 hours later, somewhere over the Pacific, America called.

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  14. She knew something was up. And it was. (As far as America knew) While the stewards were cleaning our plane prior to the flight, one found white powder in the bottom of a box of Kleenex. Because of the anthrax hoaxes, the steward freaked out. The pilot called for help, but...

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  15. Meanwhile, inside the airport the arrivals board was displaying we had landed but hadn’t assigned any gate. Over the next two hours, having seen right through the evasive answers of airport personnel, my mother made it her mission to make all the lying attendants’ lives hell.

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  16. I had noticed during the 14-hour flight that the stewards were unusually on-edge. Their smiles were strained and they lacked their trademark unflappable calm. When a bus full of people in bright orange hazmat suits rolled up to our plane, the other passengers panicked, too.

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  17. In 2006, I returned home after 11 months in China. I took a new direct flight from Shanghai to Chicago, and it was my familiarity with O’Hare that alerted me to the fact there had been a serious problem with our flight. As I watched us taxi into a graveyard I thought, “shit.”

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  18. The parents went to the Tie-Dyed Pig this afternoon... ...and returned with two of the largest cinnamon rolls I’ve ever seen! (But given how good they smell, I have a feeling I won’t complain)

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  19. When pop-ups kill: My parents often struggle to impart to their business students how often they will face ethical challenges in their day-to-day jobs. This is an instance where a single whistle-blowing employee might have saved lives. Rebel!

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  20. Americans making fun of the Chinese for eating weird animals should remember that other countries think we’re strange for only eating corn and cow.

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  21. 26. sij

    PSA: folks watch this at : talk - if you like this one will blow your mind. I think will enjoy it also even

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