Speak softly and carry a killer kitten.
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Actress/Writer.Dedicated poetic observer. Love buying clothes I can't afford for parties I'm not invited to.
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Like the word “8ball,” there are two Ls in “balloon.”
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I go upstairs for *5 minutes* while the gelatin is activating for my panna cotta… and I come downstairs to THIS.
Trying to repeat my mantra: “I love my dog… I love my dog…” 😑🤦♀️🤬
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When Kirk does the grocery shopping.
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Vintage Danish leopard/ Vintage Danish Cougar.
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My favourite of Scarlett and Cooper Booby Handsome Pants.
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“The best kind of humans are those who stay.” R.M. Drake
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My kindergarten students would be so happy for an awesome Valentines class party and need your help! Any retweets are appreciated
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Miss Outstanding Demanding caterwaul convinced us to let her out of her carrier. I caved
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I am a nyc teacher and would love to add these reading series to our class library. This will help my special needs students. Please retweet. Thank you. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls
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Scarlett’s boyfriend did this in his art class. Lol
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Thanks Rumi. Easy to say, hard to do, but thanks.
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Mean girls. Won’t let me sit with them.
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After seeing Homefront one day then The Whale the next, all I can do is quote 8 yr old Scarlett who said with tears streaming down her face while trying to read, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane, “My heart just can’t take it.” ❤️🩹
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I am a nyc teacher and would love to add these reading series to our class library. This will help my special needs students. Please retweet. Thank you. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls
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I am a nyc grade 4 teacher. Valentine's Day is coming up soon and my students would love books to be added to the class library. Please retweet. I am forever grateful for your help. Thank you.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls
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So regrettably, our new young and very talented office manager did not work out in the position. We thank her for her boundless energy and wish her well in all her future endeavours.
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I want to track her down. Bring her home, name her Steffi Gruff and live happily ever after.
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Fisk University has made history, becoming the first historically Black university gymnastics squad to compete at the NCAA level. #FiskUniversity #FiskGymnastics
Visit our website to learn more:
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“We the People, say no thank you.”
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Now this bill won’t pass, not with Democrats in the Senate & the White House, but the fact that it even made it to committee, says a lot about where the Republicans stand, and who they really work for.
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Here are the countries that recognize occupied Crimea as part of Russia:
Afghanistan
Cuba
Nicaragua
North Korea
Syria
Sudan
Venezuela
Tonight, Tucker Carlson joined those countries. #tuckercarlsonisarussianasset
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As a former student body president of L.A.'s oldest girls school, this rings true. Classmates did stints at UCLA's neuropsych ward, eating disorders & self-harm seemed rites of passage & as commonplace as Thierry Mugler's Angel. Our love & loathing were/remain ferocious.
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In what is my favourite piece I’ve ever written, I wrote an essay about all-girls schools, their feral warmth and chaos, and growing up as good little misogynists for @The_Fence_Mag the-fence.com/issues/issue-1
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Excited that @Fortnums Drink Writer of the Year @HenryGJeffreys is @TheCriticMag's new drink correspondent. In our February issue Henry enjoys the heady pleasures of Marsala. twitter.com/TheCriticMag/s…
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Sumtimes zombees wisper in yor ear
And tell yoo mean fings
Full of lies
Dey twikky yoo into beleebing dem
And make yoo sad
Skared or ankshus
Dey make yoo fink dat yor alone
Dat yoo is worfless
But dey is wong
Yoo is speshil and importint
And da wold needs yoo
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➡️ It’s about damn time:
Michelle Yeoh Becomes First Asian Best Actress Oscar Nominee
#Oscars #MichelleYeoh #AAPI #SeeHerBeHer
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For a time, it wasn’t clear how severe the regime would be.
Now, we know.
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Teenagers who experience violence are more likely to suffer from limited life opportunities and emotional and physical health problems. Violence is preventable. We must prioritize keeping our youth safe.
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Get your tickets while you can! We’re going this weekend. ❤️ date night!
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One of my favorite photos from Home Front @victorytheatre.
@AustinHighsmith @slavin_jonathan anad #cjlindsey
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Going this weekend and I’m so excited!
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Heading into our 3rd weekend in just a few days! Thank you to @officialnoho for this beautiful & thoughtful review of @warrenleightTV’s powerful new play, “Home Front.” Shows Fri & Sat at 8, Sun at 4. Link for tickets below!
thevictorytheatrecenter.org
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Must be where the term, “gallows humor” came from.
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Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint twitter.com/klaasm67/statu
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