Kids Write Jokes

@KidsWriteJokes

These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. Get the book 📙:

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    17. stu 2019.

    🔸 Yes, I love to receive submissions you've heard children tell! 🔸 Yes, you can also send ones that you or your siblings made up as kids in the deep dark past - it still counts. 🔸 Please don't send "proper" jokes. I will only publish unique nonsense. Much love x

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  2. Why did the man stand in the toilet? Because he was a poo

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  3. how does lions run faster? metal legs

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  4. what are you not alowed at school. fun.

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  5. why don’t parents ever cry? because it comes out from below

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  6. 2. velj

    did you hear about the goblin with no head hes ok now

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  7. 2. velj

    knock knock who’s there elephant elephant who elephant

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  8. 2. velj

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP WITHOUT IT'S HEAD , LEGS AND ARMS AND FACE 1 PIECE OF GUM

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  9. 2. velj

    Why don't chemists like their soup? I don't kn- BECAUSE IT'S ACID!!!

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  10. 1. velj

    A MAN WENT TO A BAR YEAH GIVE ME A WISKY BECAUSE I BROK UP WHIT MY WIFE

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  11. 1. velj

    at home what do you have a snack

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  12. 1. velj

    knock knock who’s there spiderman spiderman who spider web

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  13. 1. velj

    did you see a gremlin with one leg? he could buy another one.

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  14. 31. sij

    How do you wake up Jessie J ? Poke her face

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  15. 31. sij

    knock knock who there? hungry hungry who I´m hungry so give me my stupid food

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  16. 31. sij

    Q:When dose a rat stink the most? A:When it lives in your stupid old ear holes

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  17. 30. sij

    what did the leaf say to the docter? “docter docter i hurt my head” “leave me alone im chilling.”

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  18. 30. sij

    Whats a witchs favourite lesson in school? Writeing spells down

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  19. 30. sij

    What did the book say to the other book? i have problems.

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  20. 30. sij

    Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? YOU'RE AN OWL!!!

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  21. 29. sij

    i love u said the doctor why said the man because i do.

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