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kid fury
@KidFury
not really a city girl. maybe a city aunt.
solitary confinementBorn November 24Joined March 2008

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I’ve decided that there CANNOT be a pandemic, 30 degree weather AND sunset at 4:30pm all at the same time. One of these things has gotta fuck off. I refuse.
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At the Kendrick concert. The number of white women in here clearly looking to have babies with hair they can't do is astounding.
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I love how every character in the new Stranger Things posters looks terrified of something in the distance...and then you have Lucas' sister Erica who looks like she's ready to fuck some monsters up.
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It’s even funnier that Ms. Tina SMOOTH ignored her. Talmbout “such a gorgeous theater...” 😂
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Blue Ivy is always keeping her family in check djkdjdksj "you're not supposed to take videos in here grandma"
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Hey! You’re fucking awesome! You’re a fucking badass! I’ma call you L’Oréal because you’re fucking worth it! Keep it up, you fucking winner!
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If you’re going into this new year depressed and pessimistic, I feel you. Let’s try not to worry about it. We made it this far. We’ll be ok.
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I hate when my depression causes people to think I’m upset with them when I actually just feel like garbage. It’s further depressing.
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To be clear, I don't give a fuck about Kevin Hart's old ass tweets. I actually find it funny that white people IMMEDIATELY ran to cancel him for homophobic comments he made almost a decade ago, but were cool with him basically telling Native Americans to kiss his ass LAST WEEK.
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I'm so sorry the Islamic community has to deal with this musty, dollar store wig wearing, used condom faced, carrot baby food looking bitch.
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I will forever appreciate that Michelle Obama gives us a crisp 25 minutes of faking it before her face can't hide that she's ready to go.
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I often think of the time that I asked Michael B. Jordan if he’s ever experienced imposter syndrome and that nigga said “what’s that?” The confidence jumped out and beat my ass. 😂
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Look BELOW this was July 23rd 2018 I promised @KidFury & @crissles if I ever received the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award they would be my guest because they pushed for me and here we are🙏🏾❤️ their tix in 2019🙌🏾 twitter.com/MissyElliott/s…
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My bitch told y’all to suck her ass through a straw and clicked off. A legend. An icon. A boss. TRINA.
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Oh, this is my kinda carrying on...
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She was burnt at the stake but reappeared into the future to burn everything down. Meet Carmen an Afro-Colombian witch who’s about to leave this world ablaze! #SiempreBruja twitter.com/RebootStop/sta
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a CLEAR display of the racial bias and purposeful fucking negligence of White supremacy and destruction...and I’ve seen A LOT of it. So I’m gonna start smacking y’all who act like you don’t see it too. FYI.
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Jas was so welcoming and supportive when I got to NYC. She also introduced me to Chris Morrow of Loud Speakers which is how we started The Read. She was an amazing creator and she changed my life. I’ll miss her. #RIPJasFly
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I just found out Normani is working with Missy THE Elliott. I am fucking ready. Hit singles confirmed.
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So my sandwich cutter thingy got here and I made a cinnamon raisin “Uncrustable” with cookie butter and bananas inside. Oh yeah, then I dropped it in the air fryer. 😁
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(sometimes I don't need unconditional optimism. sometimes I just need you to understand the bullshit I'm dealing with and leave it at that.)
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Y'all really gon' be pissed when Cersei gets out of that rubble and moves far away where she'll raise her baby and open a farmer's market.
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Meg thee Stallion’s parties are a little too lit. I just got hit in the side of the head, so I’m taking my ass home.
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Plantain chips are the friend that always picks up when you call and doesn’t throw shade just because it’s been ages since y’all last spoke.
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I’m leaving the podcast game. I’m gonna open a strip club the way Uncle Clifford would want me to. My real calling.
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I think I’m actually the fucking Grinch. Sickened by the mere sound of other people. Annoyed by joyous gatherings. Prefers to be home with his judgmental dog and nobody the fuck else ever.
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