Americans are so crusty they really have NO IDEA of what a MASSIVE MEGA STAR Shakira is worldwide.
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Jennifer Lopez is too big to share Super Bowl 2020 halftime show trib.al/jbRSnWI
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CLIVE ROSFIELD IMPREGNATE ME CHALLENGE
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Me: *Enters large, open room in a video game*
Game: *Auto saves*
Me: 👀
Game: 👀
NOT THE GAYS FORGETTING THE JOCKSTRAPS ARE TECHNICALLY FOR SPORTS NSHHSHSHSHSSGHS
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I know people make fun on her for this but she made a nervous young gay boy feel comfortable in a really nerve wracking situation.
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Gays don't block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.
Y'all out here trying to make me eat a whole couch
As a healer in Overwatch, I just want y'all to know that when I say "hello" whoever says "hello" back immediately becomes my healing PRIORITY.
After playing the first lady of the United States the only role left to play was the president
Anyway not to make everything an insufferability contest but reading this when you grew up broke makes the joke miss hardcore. I guess I wasn't the intended audience lmfao
Mario: Luigi:
❌Chasing girl ✅Homosexual
who cheats on him
with a lizard
❌Can't drive ✅Death stare
while drifting
❌War criminal ✅A diplomat
I thought serving beard was Camilla's gig twitter.com/petworthot/sta
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JANE FONDA BEEN A REAL ONE HER WHOLE LIFE
Sorry y'all, muting this. Nothing personal it's just destroying my notifications lmao. And before I go: trans rights are human rights! :)
Put him in a gay romcom and the gays will actually show up for him i promise
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This makes me think of that tweet where someone was like "straight guys for every girl that treats you bad there's a bunch of gay guys who would eat onion rings off your dick" lmmmmfaaoo
Me, younger, naive: "I'm gay, but like...it's only a PART of me...it doesn't define me, you know?"
Me, now: "What's UP HETEROS?! Your RESIDENT F*GGOT is here in all his GAY SPLENDOR!"
My cousin is in the red Honda on the left. The cops shot out her back window and almost hit her. This can't be legal, they opened fire while surrounded by civilians.
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Shakira dumping Pique for cheating on her then IMMEDIATELY following Chris Evans and Henry Cavill on IG, HOME GIRL KNOWS WHATS UP I HAVE TO STAN 💀💀💀💀💀
Nobody is even like...bullying Chris Pratt? It was basically a f*ck-marry-kill meme and people started pointing out that Pratt: attends a homophobic church, follows radical right wing pundits and politicians on social media. Which is all true.
The amount of gays in the comments being like "what do you mean it's for sports?????" is SENDING me ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
"NOT ME BEING ELECTED SKSKSKSKSK"
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Dwight D. Eisenhower poses in front of an American flag. 19th June, 1945.
This is why we all love Bayonetta. knew he had incentivize the Gays, and that's why Bayonetta rewards you with Witch Time when you dodge at the last possible second.
When I say I want equality in video game armor for male and female characters, I don't mean that I want the ladies in full plate armor I mean I want the dudes in THIS twitter.com/Dark_skiinmode
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This is how all male magic users in video games should be dressed twitter.com/cedricmai/stat
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Seems like her parents didn't either, unfortunately for the rest of the world
He looks like the doctor who checks your prostate in a Men at Play video 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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I've been on twitter TOO LONG because I fully expected Luigi to end up in some gay's butthole
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I'm hiding the buff Zootopia tiger with an ENORMOUS COCK as my wallpaper mind ya business
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Let’s not go into 2020 being fools phone flipped over means either you hiding something or cheating 
If you were ever into Greek mythology or the study of Ancient Egypt, you're gay now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.