Keyser Soze

@KeyserSozeBro1

British born & raised, NYC hardened. Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    15. srp 2019.
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    If I only had time I’d think of the perfect crime

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    Federal air marshal: "Hi folks. I have indictments for 1B, 2C, 2D, subpoenas for 1C and 3B... Before I head down to coach with a bunch more of these, may I ask if you are being ironic by sitting in 'first class'? Looking at you, and ."

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    A 38–year-old mayor of a smallish city beating a former VP and a couple of Senators (not to mention outlasting everyone that dropped out) is a helluva story. Whatever happens next, that’s some accomplishment for Mayor Pete.

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  4. prije 11 sati

    For once, Bernie was a planner. He had a plan. He told all those kiddos in Iowa how they should run a caucus the next time. And yet, ⬇️ Honestly, what credible Senator or private sector whiz would want a cabinet spot in a Sanders admin? You want him making big decisions? C’mon.

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    If you had invested $10,000 in Tesla in 2012, by my calculations, today you'd be an annoying prick.

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    Illinois + Nevada + South Carolina + New Hampshire would be a decently representative group of states. Rotate the order every 4 years.

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  7. prije 17 sati

    Entertaining cable TV, but remember. Iowa is a split pot 41 delegate jump ball. It takes 2,000 delegates to lock the DNC nomination. It’s the mathematical equivalent of an NBA team starting an 82 game season 1-1.

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  8. prije 19 sati

    is teaching the new kids a painful lesson the older farts remember well from 1997-1999. Never short scarcity. Never short a paradigm shift in consumer appetites. Never. Not even if you are 100% correct in your valuation analysis. Just don’t do it. Ass preservation is king

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  9. 4. velj

    You’d figure one of these campaigns would’ve thought it through & paid to have trained Border Collies to herd these caucus crowds. I’m pretty sure it’d work & saved a lot of dough.

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  10. 4. velj

    One very understated thing to remember ⬇️. The Iowa caucus math is, well, BREATHTAKINGLY DUMB & even moreso than the electoral college. The old farts legion in rural northern & western Iowa will boost Biden out from a disappointing night in populous regions w/ younger Bernie Bros

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    I love , but the caucus is an anti-democratic disgrace - no secret ballot, no absentee voting, no actual vote totals, absurd 15% rule, and nutty multiple rounds. What an absurd way to pick a nominee.

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  12. 3. velj

    Just once Kenneth Starr seated with the scousers at Anfield in a blue scarf. That’s all I ask for.

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  13. 3. velj

    Bloomberg isn’t running for Prez, he’s extending a free satellite campaign for every DNC candidate. As a candidate he can spend unlimited $ reminding people what a piece of shit Trump is w/out running afoul on campaign finance laws & other candidates yield the largesse for free.

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  14. 3. velj

    Dockers should give a free pair of khakis to every married man in America who convincingly lied about how turned on they were after that half time show. That was epic.

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  15. 2. velj

    But maybe Bernie will find the lightening in a bottle for Super Tuesday reminding us all he’s the green candidate, he takes seriously climate change & stuff. No, wait...shit ⬇️..um, ah, well, billionaires bad & blah blah. Enough. He’s an bozo, full stop

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  16. 2. velj

    Want a corollary on Bernie’s instincts? This ⬇️ He’s emptied his pockets for an Iowa sugar high, a state w/ 41 split delegates. He squeaks out a nominal win in a 4 way race & leaves w/, say 17? Need 2K to win the nomination. Math, dude. Want him running the US economy? C’mon.

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  17. 2. velj

    Finished long call with our portfolio manager on the ground in Hong Kong & our Asia analyst in Singapore. Consider a comfort or service pet, folks. It’s not just bad, it’s REAL bad. China GDP could be negative in 1Q20, flat for 2Q20. Taiwan too. Bye bye bull market. Game over.

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  18. 2. velj

    Type this into Google translate from Breitbart into English & it reads: WE CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW YOU GOP OPPOSITION RESEARCH ON BERNIE. WE BEG YOU, NOMINATE HIM! Bernie is literally the only straight up awful DNC candidate choice remaining. Please let this idiocy end ASAP.

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  19. 2. velj

    Now that Jared Kushner has crawled out of a cave to do more TV what really permeates is how much sense it makes that his Harvard admission cost his parents $2.5mm. Breathtakingly stupid. He’d be out of his depth as a Taco Bell franchisee.

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    This terrific work by being covered by CNN right now. WHAT TOOK SO LONG ?!? Don’t let the where’s Hunter chant get going until or if Ivanka is rightfully excoriated for this ⬇️ shit show in Baku Azerbaijan. Brazen public corruption.

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  21. 2. velj

    Sorry Iowans, is lying to you. China didn’t cheat in the agrarian purchase trade. China was the lifeline for your farmers to earn higher margins, which are all gone now & permanently so. China cheated in the patent, TMs, IP & IT space. Wake up & vote Ernst out.

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