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The Thoughts of Kev
@Kevs_view
Pragmatic Agnostic Omnivore. Drives fuel efficient car on freeway and eats humanely treated red meat. But definitely doesn't see any point in tattoos
Melbourne AustJoined December 2010
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This week the requested that all Men's Week 1 finals and Women's Round 2 games be decided by margins containing only the digit 2.
Men: Bris d Rich by 2 #AFLLionsTigers
Women: Melb d NM by 2 #AFLWDeesNorth
Men: Syd d Melb by 22 #AFLDeesSwans
So far so good.
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#MasterChefAU Hope next year they go back to 3 rounds
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#MasterChefAU Why am I not surprised that Andy says could of, instead of could've
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#MasterChefAU So that's how we get rid of Andy
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Replying to @SueKennedy19
Billie & Sarah can burn off any unwanted skin growths with that liquid nitrogen. Just sayin 
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#MasterChefAU Two rounds and only half an hour in to a two hour show after the first round. They're really going to pad this out aren't they
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People saying Sarah doing Don ads because she won. How about she lost, had left her business in India to do #MasterChefAU and now needs the cash
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#MasterChefAU If Billie doesn't have a great history with brief challenges, why didn't she remove it when she had the chance?
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#MasterChefAU I hope Daniel is not going to narrate the whole night
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#MasterChefAU Andy looks like the door bitch of a dodgy nightclub
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#MasterChefAU So I still have something to watch 7.30 tomorrow. Go Billie
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#MasterChefAU Yeah reckon even Daniel would expect to be paid
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Don't think Shannon will be offering Daniel a job. #MasterchefAU
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#MasterChefAU It's sort of the reverse of Billie's. Her's was on time and his was late
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#MasterChefAU Reckon two weeks in and Hunted will be shifted to 10 o'clock Thursdays on a secondary channel
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#MasterChefAU Looks like tomorrow night will be Bot V Bogan
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#MasterChefAU If Shannon hadn't pointed out Daniel menu faults, Jock and Andy would have praised the synergy between the courses
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#MasterChefAU If Daniel doesn't go tonight, then definitely rigged to have fan v fav GF. No way is he in the same league as Billie and Sarah
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#MasterChefAU You order a creamy desert, and you get a slab of north american antelope cooked on the habbashi
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So if Dan opens a restaurant and you order mousse do you get calamari? #MasterChefAU
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#MasterChefAU Billie for the win now, and daylight second
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#MasterChefAU But you couldn't distinguish the elements in Sarah's sweet dish. Keyma ripped off
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#MasterChefAU I'm sure Andy has only just learnt the word umami
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#MasterChefAU Ah shit, Andy (I mean Daniel) being judged first. Usually means safe
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#MasterChefAU Apparently walnuts are bitter with the skin on. Hasn't seem to have bothered the people who've eaten them for the last few millennia
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#MasterChefAU What stupid idea to have Hunted ads interrupt another channel 10 ad. It's not a breaking news flash, it's just shitty looking overhyped concocted rubbish
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Hope the hunting team includes investigators from fair work and the tax office #MasterChefAU
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Every year, channel 10 floods Masterchef ad breaks with shows that foodies will not give a sh1t about.
This year it's Hunted. Um, why, channel 10, why? Do they make GeorgeC disappear?
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#MasterChefAU Billie even makes her own moulds out of tin foil and grease proof paper
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Except they'll probably hand it to boofhead #MasterChefAU
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#MasterChefAU Daniel surprisingly the dish Andy and I helped you cook is the dish of the day
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#MasterChefAU FFS Jock just get on the floor and give him blowjob
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#MasterChefAU So how come Jock and Andy didn't tell Julie to check her cake or Billie to watch her oil? Rigged
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#MasterChefAU Get fucked Jock. You got a piddly bit of squid, instead of the salmon
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#MasterChefAU Why have they gone back to the kitchen, in a service challenge, after judging has started?
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#MasterChefAU Hate to be the pedant. But can you call them induction burners?
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#MasterChefAU Everyone is going to open the oven on everyone else. And Julie's is on the bottom shelf too
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#MasterChefAU WIll Andy find a reason to excuse any bones left in Daniel's?
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