Would love to see this a/b tested against "an historic"pic.twitter.com/7jZqsWHFS3
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I would scrap the whole sentence to avoid having to make this impossible choice 
yeah given a blank slate I'd probably go with a parched smokey the bear gasping only you can reuse your towels and sheets
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