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Writer, software person, armchair anthropologist, dilettante. All genders, all political opinions welcome. Book: https://amzn.com/0190495995/ 

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    1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      We are bagging lakes today are you guys excited? Be careful in my pocket, lakes are the most dangerous prey!

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    2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      No we don't need tags - lakes are considered a pest species so there's no limit on how many you can bag

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    3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      You have to get up early to get these guyspic.twitter.com/7TnH2aZWUi

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    4. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      it may seem cruel but if you don't keep their numbers in check they will take over the whole entire desert as you can seepic.twitter.com/QuPfMwvW4U

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    5. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      BEESpic.twitter.com/s32BQBmpDV

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    6. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      pic.twitter.com/3ua3BMbGfc

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    7. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      very mysteriouspic.twitter.com/BI7rJCnCiD

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    8. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      magnificent mother & calfpic.twitter.com/ZaWsA4bd9v

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    9. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      this one is camouflaged can you see it?pic.twitter.com/JoR5V8mq82

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    10. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jul 19
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      plants literally invented firepic.twitter.com/MU36K0RBop

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      Kevin Simler‏ @KevinSimler Jul 19
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      counterpoint: all life forms _except_ plants are on fire. (a v. slow and carefully controlled fire.)

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        1. abecedarius‏ @abecedarius Jul 19
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          Plants too, but they make their own fuel? It's pretty rube-goldbergy seen that way.

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        2. Kevin Simler‏ @KevinSimler Jul 19
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          Replying to @abecedarius @literalbanana

          excellent point

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