Got wedding pictures back and here's my favorite so far, where it looks like is about to kill me in her wedding dress, and I suspect nothing.
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Not a dig on the OP; they're correct. But there's more than that at stake here.
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Twitter is now run by a guy that was so upset that he wasn't needed and couldn't make a rescue effort about himself that he aggressively disrupted and distracted from a time-sensitive effort to save people's lives.
It's more than him being cringe online.
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Let's talk about chicks, man.
Or, behold the list of horror books by women I made for work. It's pretty great.
tinyurl.com/BoosByBabes
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Tanking Elon Musk's Twitter so hard. My tweets are going to suck shit. Haha eat it baldy.
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Mask (he recruits Cher, she’s still crying and everything).
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What movie would be made the funniest by having Samuel L. Jackson show up at the end to recruit the main character to the Avengers Initiative?
I'll go first: Psycho
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Patch Adams.
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What movie would be made the funniest by having Samuel L. Jackson show up at the end to recruit the main character to the Avengers Initiative?
I'll go first: Psycho
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Gummo.
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What movie would be made the funniest by having Samuel L. Jackson show up at the end to recruit the main character to the Avengers Initiative?
I'll go first: Psycho
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Folks in the replies want to live in a world where Schumer is playing 3D chess with an “accidental” hot mic moment, and anyone that has ever actually seen Chuck Schumer knows that’s not true.
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Schumer to Biden on the midterms:
"It looks like the debate didn't hurt us too much in Pennsylvania as of today, so that's good...we're picking up steam in Nevada...The state where we're going downhill is Georgia. It's hard to believe that they will go for Herschel Walker."
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having a rough day, was just laid off from my job as parkour instructor at the Donda Academy. i dont feel sorry for myself, i feel sorry for those children, running around there with half an education. nothing is more dangerous than someone who knows A Little about parkour
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How about this
Fake Kanye is in his tan tracksuit marching towards the headquarters. Personal security lines up, hitting the hands with their nightstick, whole nine yards.
Looks worrisome, but then…
Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi.
Kanye, Skechers, all of us heal as a nation.
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I hope Sketchers take throwing Kanye out of their headquarters and makes it a commercial.
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If they win, that’ll cement his legacy as an all-time great.
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Imagine being the parent who sees this and says "hell yeah, this is what I want to see from my kid's school. See you tomorrow morning at 8am sharp"
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UPDATE: Hours after the first email went out, a second email asked parents and students to "join us tomorrow morning in worship for the return of Donda Academy."
It adds: "We are back and returning with a vengeance!" cos.lv/eFCi50LmWet
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I died when the trombone started doing the vocals
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'In The End' by Linkin Park - Trombone Champ (2022)
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“I was protecting my dog!”
“…the one Kenny had to pick up because it was upset because you were yelling and attacking people? And then your friend bit Kenny, the guy trying to protect your dog? That dog?”
“Y…yeah can you believe it”
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Meltzer saying Omega and the Bucks aren't allowed to talk about Brawl Out. Meanwhile, Punk seems free to leak his side to the press. Ultimate Punk revenge. Just leak story after story, each wilder than the next, while the Jacksons bite their tongues bloody.
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“Why eat a vegetable when you can eat a testicle?”
They’re not just trying to be funny, they consider that a compelling argument.
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Spotted: Grown men yelling at vegetables.
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KANYE WEST, STANDING OUTSIDE A SPENCER’S GIFTS: “You gotta show me the respect of giving me your time!”
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This rules.
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81 year old Dory Funk, Jr. hitting the ring to assault his students with a bullwhip genuinely makes me very happy
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Today in [bombastic echo effect] COPS MAKING SHIT UP
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Sheriff: Watch for cannabis masquerading as children's candy. trib.al/J1aDs6p
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Oh man - Hobbes. I wanna see him and Hobbes BAD.
Then there are matches that wouldn’t be a first for wrestling but would be for AEW: Samoa Joe, Claudio, Christian, etc.
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A while ago on PVD I threatened to read any wrestling book out there for the show, and finally thanks to @dgarrinibc I have a book report to do:
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Jesus, where to even start?
IN AEW:
- Adam Cole
- Penta
- Rey Fenix
- Orange Cassidy
- Chuck Taylor
- Anthony Bowens (talk about a match that could elevate a dude)
- Pac
- Rush
- Swerve Scott
OUTSIDE:
- Okada
- Hiromu
- Ospreay
- Shingo
- Vikingo
- Dominic Garrini
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There are still so many fresh matches that we haven't seen yet for Bryan Danielson, who do you want to see him wrestle for the first time?
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He’s always had it in him. About to surprise a lot of people. twitter.com/ultimatebulld0
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Also where the Hell is your car? Are you that person that fills up containers at the pump? You're not supposed to do that, you know. There's signs and everything saying not to do that
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Stopped to fill up in Gary while on my Hoosier Jobs Tour.
A gallon of gas was under $2 when President Biden took office. It’s now nearly $4 dollars.
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Aaron Boone falls just short of telling his players they'll get pizza if they win and thinking that'll get them over a 3-0 deficit. Jesus Christ.
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The bigger issue is what pointed out:
These are grown men. Professional baseball players.
You don't tell them where they are in the order (or if they're even starting) and you're having David Ortiz Facetime them and showing them "inspirational videos"?
WHY
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Lee Zeldin is the guy who calls the cops because someone is being a little loud in the street at 8pm
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I don't like to wade into politics but if I had to describe Lee Zeldin, I would use the word "weenus."
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what, uhhh, exactly is happening in the second graf here
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Hollywood financier/producer MRC says it won't proceed with a Kanye West documentary.
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Boy, this Quantum Realm sure does look like The Negative Zone, huh?
Curious if they save Annihilus as a surprise or they drop him into the next trailer. Because this def looks like Kang needs help fighting Annihilus so he can conquer it.
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This February, enter the Quantum Realm.
Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #AntManAndTheWasp: Quantumania, only in theaters February 17, 2023.
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BREAKING: The Chinese government is tracking what that booty got you like on TikTok
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