So that guy decided to message me at last and ask me if I want to go outpic.twitter.com/VrV5Az8OG5
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Our original venue of choice was closed and surrounded by police which feels like a metaphor.
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Okay, so that's that. Ashes to ashes, dust to fuckboys.
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I gave him a blow by blow of why it wouldn't work and why if we left that day, there would be no coming back. I don't do second chances.pic.twitter.com/5nyomhhYjq
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I then held back my tears like a winner and wished him all the best for the future.
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He's definitely missed out though. I'm Cherie Blair in the streets, Blacc Chyna in the sheets.
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What was so bad about this guy?
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Was never going to be ready to commit and would never confront that fact if I didn't
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Fair :(
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Oooh nothing ever good comes out of the 'we need to talk' messages
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No, this is so awkward I'm genuinely dying
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Get a friend to call you faking an emergency, that's what I do when I need to get out of a situation
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I'm just starting for the content
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We're going for breakup drinks. I don't see a scenario where this goes wrong.
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Make sure he buys you an expensive cocktail.
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There is *always* time for a cocktail
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I genuinely cannot find my wig
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