Guys, literally everything @realDonaldTrump does is fake. He hired models for his announcement. But, since we're talking about stock pictures & footage, allow me...
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Now come the random fake jobs with models. That solar panel footage is used everywhere, BTW. It was filmed in Utah a LONG time ago.pic.twitter.com/inmkgCZvG3
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Then, and this is rich, this sweet Chicago time-lapse. The same city Trump insults daily, saying stuff like: “It’s embarrassing to us as a nation." But damn, that time-lapse is too good leave out. And it's only $60.pic.twitter.com/EWZ4Lbn0s4
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Oh, let's add some diversity into this anti-Biden part, they say. How about "Asian woman sitting on sofa watching TV"? Sure. They got that b-roll.pic.twitter.com/PrDyGN3J98
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All of this Biden talk is very upsetting to these models. This chef needs a "break." And this woman is "upset."pic.twitter.com/qokGsEDgqp
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And this "business executive" model is "working overtime" just thinking about all this stock footage.pic.twitter.com/WwHUqFNtfs
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Here are some 1990s looking things. While you're there, pick up some of that Apple stock at $65, trust me.pic.twitter.com/sjMrR4DgdD
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And if this commercial wasn't handsome enough, check out "mature aged black man, putting on his necktie." Wow. $500 well spent. What a commercial.pic.twitter.com/gLgSdyaKoR
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This commercial ends, of course, with the fakest of fake scenes.
@realDonaldTrump pretending to be a president. But I don't want to end this thread like that. Because that's too depressing. So...pic.twitter.com/KDbnpWgaYC
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Remember our "tired" chef? He's not really a chef. And this was likely shot in Europe. Before
@realDonaldTrump got fewer votes than@HillaryClinton in 2016. And this is how that makes him feel.pic.twitter.com/6GcZqLjAFfShow this thread -
Remember, the lesson isn’t that all stock b-roll is bad. I use it when budget, location, or time doesn’t permit original footage. The lesson is that it’s all he has— actors living in an alternative universe where his racism, selfishness, & stupidity hasn’t ruined the world yet.
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