Kerri

@KerriSamon

Registered Nurse, Mother, and Trophy Wife.

Joined April 2014

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  1. 8 hours ago
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  2. 12 hours ago

    Hands up if you have a teeny tiny penis...

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  3. Retweeted

    I slipped the police kettle. These are Australia’s Nazis.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Please don’t attend St Kilda tomorrow to challenge white gangs. Don’t create the pictures they crave. Defend Melbourne’s honour as a peaceful, multicultural community by leaving them there alone to look like the fringe dwelling thugs they are. Support fave cultural hub instead.

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  5. Jan 4

    God I hate it when people adjust my chair. My feet are dangling six inches off the floor 🤬

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  6. Jan 2

    My cheeky lunch date in Lorne today 😊

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    “Seeing The New Year In” by Paul Cadmus (1904-1999)

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  8. Jan 1

    If I catch it I want the matching tea towel 😋

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  9. Dec 31

    Perfect night for cricket!

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  10. 31 Dec 2018

    Insane. It's unthinkable that anyone might die due to their inability to pay for treatment.

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    30 Dec 2018

    One of my kids - a medically unqualified volunteer - is currently helping a couple of 18-year-olds at Byron who have taken too much (or had a bad reaction to) MDMA. One of them keeps calling their mum. please

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  12. 30 Dec 2018

    I just told Falco there will be fireworks tonight. Now his life is flashing before his eyes.

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  13. 30 Dec 2018
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  14. 26 Dec 2018

    Every time there's hot weather put bikini clad women on the front page. Starting to think the editor is a 14yo boy.

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  15. 26 Dec 2018

    Yah! Boxing day means HOT CROSS BUNS!!

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  16. 25 Dec 2018
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  17. 23 Dec 2018
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  18. 23 Dec 2018

    I have no idea who these people are but...I'm exactly the same age today as +

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  19. 23 Dec 2018

    Hello please don't put on an ad for Peppa Pig and then Curtis Stone holding a huge ham. Our laughter has traumatised our children...

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  20. 21 Dec 2018

    Singing Rose Tint My World very loudly to stop myself from yelling at people today. Kids are mortified by the lyrics...success!

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