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Dear @AbbieKamin,
If you can steer yourself away from national politics for a minute, THIS "CRIME IS DOWN" incident occurred in #DistC. NOTE: 7 CARS
c: Mayor @SylvesterTurner
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It’s really happening
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BREAKING: Utah Senate passed a bill to fund students instead of systems.
The vote was 20 to 8.
It already passed the House 54 to 20.
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Holy s***, this can’t be what he meant to say
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Biden: "Up to $139,000, you pay slightly more [taxes] the more you make. But it stops there. So if you make a billion dollars, you pay the same amount if you make $139,000."
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“Most domestic terrorism comes from right wing extremists”
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Weird, among a group of people who are often paid to promote the vaccine there are very few people who dislike the vaccine. I wonder why?
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In fact I would be hard pressed to name an antivaccine activists who heads a laboratory or conducts actual experiments. Even harder pressed to name one running a university laboratory or even holding down a day job as a university scientist.
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President Biden is sending 31 Abrams tanks to Ukraine for its war against Russia. As a bonus, he's throwing in a couple boxes of classified documents.
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Why aren't "cancel credit scores" activists using their own money to offer no-credit-check loans?
Banks make loans using the money in your account as investment. She wants to force banks to give your money to people she won't loan $50 to.
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Don't worry, followers of Kenny on Twitter, they'll never expose my grift because I'm only a public figure for one reason: fart jokes about politicians.
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Eliza Bleu is trending on Twitter right now because her grift has officially been exposed. Stolen valor isn't just limited to faking your military service.
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A resident of New Jersey is disappointed because people in Arkansas get to enjoy freedom.
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So, she turned out to be every bit as awful a Governor as we could have imagined she’d be, huh? 
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This is a natural process that has been taking place for centuries and it has nothing to do with human intervention. Nice grift, Grifty McGrifterson.
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An iceberg the size of London has broken off the Antarctic ice shelf.
We must stop harming our planet.
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A few people in the comment section seem surprised by my Tweet. Are y'all new? I've always been a proud member of the liberty movement. Bring back the Tea Party!
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A 17-pound meteorite was discovered in Antarctica but the most impressive part of the discovery is that's how big it is when it's COLD.
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I know you're all arguing about DeSantis v Trump but there's another man in the GOP who would make a great POTUS.
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.@POTUS says he will not negotiate on raising the debt ceiling. I have news for him, he will negotiate because conservatives will NOT vote to raise the debt ceiling without significant reforms.
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If your kids are in Pervert ISD, er , you should have some very serious questions. And demand #schoolchoice.
Guess we know now why board president Drew Wilburn was so hot to cover up child sex abuse in the district - what are the other trustees’ excuses?
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Can’t wait to find out how many classified documents are still in Senator Kamala’s private residence.
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Lina isn’t even in America right now. It took her 24 hours to realize a weather related tragedy happened in her city.
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Some members of our community are waking up to damage from yesterday’s tornadoes.
Our team is working around the clock alongside leaders of the most affected jurisdictions to help residents recover & keep folks safe (1/4)
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Peter Doocy just tricked Pentagon spokesperson John Kirby into admitting Biden broke the law.
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The Ukraine war will never end. Russia will use all their resources to keep up the offense and the US will match their efforts with funding for Ukraine’s defense.
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Not every anime enthusiast is a leftist but all leftist anime enthusiasts are degenerates.
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Guess one way to get interest in women’s basketball in Austin is to make it pro-sodomy.
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Scientists have created a tornado-like tool that is capable of breaking down blood clots in the brain. Finally, some good news for President Biden.
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In addition to having sex with the widow of his deceased brother, it's pretty safe to assume Hunter also banged his cousin.
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This week SCOTUS refused to hear a case about excessive fines levied against elderly people by the IRS.
Nobody cared.
If you're wondering where the 87,000-new-IRS-agents controversy is headed, here's the writing on the wall.
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Today is National Irish Coffee so drink some Irish coffee. Or, as we call it at my office, coffee.
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I guarantee Nancy Pelosi’s house is filled with classified documents
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I tried and facebook suspended me for it.
They knew: why didn't the unvaccinated do more to warn us? - IQfy
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A new strain of gonorrhea resists all antibiotics so "Two and a Half Men" and "Platoon" won't be the only legacies of Charlie Sheen.
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The Cowboys recently settled a multimillion dollar lawsuit with a group of cheerleaders for exploiting them sexually. What happened to the Dallas cheerleaders was illegal. What’s currently happening to Texas kids should also be illegal.
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Replying to @KennethRWebster
I don’t think drag is sexual exploitation any more than dallas cheerleaders are.
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Podcast listeners and talk radio radio enthusiasts download my podcast hundreds of thousands of times every month. Find out why by subscribing. I'm on virtually every platform.
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The Tweet where Dash accidentally agrees with every Republican in America.
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Biden needs to gut the entire FBI.
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This outfit comes with a free case of chlamydia twitter.com/nypost/status/
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Thank God she's vaccinated.
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These are the same people who righteously demand that you pay for their healthcare.
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