"Hang on. Black leopard or Snow leopard?"
Take a bunch of vaccines, put 'em in a white box, call it Xanthomythryfryocin, label it as a cure for leopard diarrhea, tell Tucker Carlson the government doesn't want him to know about it, this pandemic is over in a month
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leopard seal
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And/Or announce that we are going to give our shots away to countries that don’t have a majority white population and watch.
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Wait, that suppository I bought off Facebook wasn't real?! Anyone have a bunch of leopards with the runs?
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Spread a rumour that 1 out of every 50 gets a euphoric high from the shot. Ages 20-39 would reach 95% vaccination by Oct.
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We’d have to get the Russians to promote it for TC to believe.
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You forgot to tell republican members of Congress to buy stock of the company that makes it
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I think they should put it in a suppository first for the feed store crowd.
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That sounds like a pain in the ass
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