Ken Shepherd

@KenShepherd

® man. ed.; Maryland patriot; 's hubby; Mercy, Abe, & baby #3's dad (due May 2016); fan of O's, Redskins, Terps, blueberry muffins

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2007
Born on February 19

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    Luke has this shitty habit of being the last person people see before they die and they all just look SO DISAPPOINTED

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    EXCELLENT SPACE SWORD BATTLE C'mon Luke, go to the Dark Side, get some capes and a personality

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    Leia: "You have a power I don't have" Luke:"You have it too!" GREAT KILL LUKE BECOME ALL-POWERFUL, LEIA GET A CAPE

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    Good news: you're not Jesus. Join us for the discussion:

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  5. Bring em back, I say. At least on cable and streaming online.

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    So Team Fiorina ponders: What funny, self-deprecating tweet can get us out of this?

  7. I like Carly but as the Beach Boys sang Be True to Your School.

  8. New Years open house (@ University Park, Maryland in University Park, MD)

  9. Basically he needs the ever living s**t beat out of him to square him up. ?

  10. Affluenza teen and mom are pissing me off.

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    everyone! To start it off, I'm live-tweeting an enormous batch of my signature steak rub

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    Durante #2015 en sólo se construyeron 27.000 viviendas, una buena parte por esfuerzo prop io

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  13. I'm at Shoppers Food Warehouse in New Carrollton, MD

  14. Cue etrade baby and his shocked face.

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    no idea how to say "jumped the shark" in Turkish, but pres Erdogan praising Hitler's presidential system as model surely qualifies

  16. RIP Natalie Cole

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    Yes. He named himself after Kylo Cyrus. 😞

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    Good ratings don't pay the bills, tip your drivers as well.

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    my mom has done a lot of crazy things with her hair but i strive for more of a classic look myself

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