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@KenJennings How many ways to skin a cat again?

@KenJennings This is next-level, Ken

@KenJennings 5 good jokes, presented in an aesthetically-pleasing list format. In 1 tweet. I’m pretty sure you just leveled up, Twitterwise.

@KenJennings *marinates stone in H5N1 culture*

@KenJennings One stone: adding 7 lbs of weight to each of two different birds. Birds die of obesity.

@KenJennings I always felt bad for the 2nd bird, probably never saw it coming.

@KenJennings Trigger land mine

@KenJennings @RealWillYerk it's like getting two birds stoned at the same time

@KenJennings Number 5 is my favourite. I think that makes me a misanthrope.

@KenJennings @Hungryghoast Mick Jagger

@KenJennings @AllanCresswell my dirty little secret is that I will ALWAYS RT bird jokes.

@KenJennings Tie two strings to one foot of each bird, tie both strings to a rock, throw in lake.

.@KenJennings Wile E. Coyote, is that you? And did the boulder come from Acme?

@KenJennings im very sad at you about this tweet. >(* ) #birdcrew

@KenJennings @kylielunghusen http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dytQEQvcqIA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdytQEQvcqIA …

@KenJennings the really clever thing is killing one bird with two stones /cc @choosenick

@KenJennings Your tweets are so awesome, we had to make yet another page for you in our site! http://funnytweeter.com/user/KenJennings/page/2 …

@KenJennings very helpful list, thanks for compiling.